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I'm the type of person that actually likes the Streets of Rage 3 soundtrack. He, they, or whatever you may.

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Jess Fink🍉🌈's avatar Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social
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Please gay furry hackers, save us. We need you now more than ever

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Ah, and here I was thinking it was VVVVVV.

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Now I'm curious if you've ever pulled the "simple country lawyer" bit on someone.

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If nothing else it has this going for it?

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The core issue with most of the criticisms of project 2025 is that the "oh no, they're coming after x, y, z" is couched in ways online leftists would be upset and you need to couch then like this! "They're taking your Sunday NFL to force you to go to church" shit will work way better

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Panic Restaurant's avatar Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsky.social
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This reminds me of the time when I was working retail in a mall, we had the front gate 3/4 of the way down at closing time and some genius SLID UNDER THE GATE and asked if we were still open

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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So wise

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Sometimes I wonder how people that are actually named Brandon feel about their name being turned into a shorthand for "f the president" but then I also realize, statistically, there are bound to be a number of Brandons that agree with the sentiment.

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I had a Game Players subscription and knew exactly which editor you meant by that description (Bill Donohue).

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Karen K. Ho's avatar Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social
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Do I like masking, especially when it is humid summer weather? No. Does it annoy me how easily most people have just given up doing it? Sure. Will I do it anyway because I constantly remember how many other people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom? You betcha.

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What I look like scrolling social media.

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Marc Knelsen's avatar Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art
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Reposting werewolf mom hugs.

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Nobody expects the... wait, I'm crossing Pythonisms here.

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Every time I get my six month evaluation at work I always feel like:

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I'm still not used to them having PPVs on Saturdays, even though it does make a lot of sense.

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This you? (Yes, I know the post is satirical.)

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I don't know. Can you repeat the question? 🎶

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I dare one of these guys to call themselves a zeta in front of a bunch of furries and see what kind of response they get.

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These guys have never heard what "omega" and "zeta" mean in other circles, huh?

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Patrick S. Tomlinson's avatar Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.

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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪'s avatar ✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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Very Very Common Mike Dunford 's avatar Very Very Common Mike Dunford @questauthority.bsky.social
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"Independence from Britain" is the world's most celebrated holiday.

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Jennifer W. Hanson's avatar Jennifer W. Hanson @jenniferwhanson.bsky.social
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If you haven’t read the rice truck saga, what are you even doing with your life? If you have read the rice truck saga, you can’t read it too many times. Go forth and read.

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I see the annual "local yahoos setting off fireworks in the neighborhood at night" season is upon us already.

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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Same, Endless Screaming, same

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I don't suppose it's possible to "accidentally" trip and unplug the computer?

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These "without downloading new pics" prompts have a way of starting up right after I've just moved my latest downloads off onto my computer. All I have on here at present are some photos of my cats, though granted that's probably the most accurate thing anyway.

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I didn't know Pinto made motorbikes.

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I genuinely believe that people around here eat at Chick-fil-A primarily for political reasons. Their food is not good enough for them to always have the kind of lines I see there.

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And then the hyenas turned on Scar once they realized he was using them. Just saying.

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Or, what if the Z was just a stylized 2.

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Current mood: nostalgic Current music: No Motiv - Give Me Strength

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I'm having a hard time thinking of very many. There's one I genuinely wish I could unsee (Dead Alive) because of how disgusting I found what I saw of it, though. I also used to have a rant about how stupid I thought another one (Untraceable) turned out to be, so I guess that's two.

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Col. Boozy Badger's avatar Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.bsky.social
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“You’re a lawyer! What does this mean, really?” Man, I don’t fucking know. In the last week an entire area of law I studied was more or less rendered entirely moot and now there’s one specific guy in the whole country who may be able to do anything he wants without recourse. This is kind of new.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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all of this for donald fucking trump of all people

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Mike McMahan's avatar Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social
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All of Lower Decks season one is up for free on the P+ YouTube for a limited time (USA).

A great way to intro a friend to the Cerritos!

youtu.be/jTQnkijDtRQ?...

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Alasdair Stuart's avatar Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com
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You're not broken. You aren't too late. You aren't untalented. You aren't wasting your time. You deserve to eat. You deserve to drink water. You deserve to go outside. You deserve to have fun doing this work. Anyone, ANYONE, saying that you have to suffer for your art are wrong.

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Even the base five can be seen as more of a base two if it's an online service where anything less than a 5 causes problems for the person being rated.

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