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Senator Meow

@senatormeow.bsky.social

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He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).

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can't believe Disney rejected my pitch for a Mannequin reboot where Tom Holland dates a sex doll who comes to life when no one else is looking

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every elden ring boss is like what if ripping off your ballsack with your bare hands and eating it turned you into a god

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maybe you would struggle with elden ring dlc enemies. not me though

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Santana’s “Smooth” turns 25 this week.  “In the middle of the take, time stopped and I entered into a vortex. I was like, ‘Uh-oh. This is big,’” Carlos Santana, the band’s leader, said.

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NYT has comment sections for every Wordle and yesterday's Wordle was "MANGA"

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I almost turned on the heat... so much for GLOBAL WARMING...

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Fred Flintstone hitting a pothole in his car and snapping his leg in half

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You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.

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when i put a new trash bag in the garbage can i feel like i'm capable of throwing away just about anything

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my favourite point that she makes is that actually, it's not just about being sensitive (though it's also about that) - it's about how in the good old days, the mythical golden age where you could say anything about anyone, they didn't even let women (or PoC, gay people, etc) in the door

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Honestly I think it’s fine

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lord i see what you've done for other people

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how I feel when a Zoomer asks me for advice

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Absolutely howling at peacock adding chucky to this photo

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there would be a number of people in Columbus who would be Not Happy with the episode, yes

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my original version of this joke had three chain restaurants for real Columbus culture

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yes. tho i would be taking him to bob's

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lost episode of Parts Unknown where I take Anthony Bourdain to Dirty Frank's, Buckeye Donuts, and Momo Ghar

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mmm... spaghetti with the balls of meat Nd farmer John cheese 😋

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Having a body is the same thing as having a life long curse

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we need something with the punk energy of Wendy's but the softer edge of Moon Pies, something fresh but familiar, new but comforting have your slides ready by end of day for me to review, thanks

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if you want to know how being found guilty on all counts will impact the election, just Google search Donald Trump rule 34

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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You know they be honking at

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I will laugh at every bad AI Google answer I see

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sighing heavily from the control room as someone reaches for the decorative soaps before i activate the laser defense grid

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Literally every DM I have sent so far has been - essentially - this

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lol DMs don't support pictures, that explains it

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we’ve had some fun at the brits’ expense today - and they will perhaps rightly rinse us for it come november - but i believe in sir keir. with hard work and a stiff upper lip i believe they can become trustworthy enough to have bathroom electrical outlets by 2040

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opening my DMs to the public, as a bit

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no worries, and you did make me double-check to be sure, but I really wanted Sarah to be the top vote getter for bragging rights lol

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