Seth Bly

@sethbly.bsky.social

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I listen to the dollop, eat plants, and wear masks.

Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

They have the literal power to do something now and they'll probably just take a knee.

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Living in houston this terrifies me

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Been in houston all my life. This weather we've been getting isn't normal. God we're so so so fucked. The earth is gonna chew us up and spit us out

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Pandemic 2. Electric boogaloo

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Yeah I figured. It's so fucking exhausting.

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

@daveanthony.bsky.social wife just came home and said that her grandpa's doctor who reccomended covid vaccines up until like a few months ago. Now he says there is rumblings that those who have got a lot of shots are having issues. It's bs right? My bs radar went wayyyy off

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

It's gonna get bad isn't it?

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

Probably doesn't transfer to baby cows since they have to go to cow school so mom cow can go to work....

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Dawg I’m starting to think this toothpaste won’t go back in the tube

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 23, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

God damnit. Why we can't have nice things...? He could of just had a cool voice and good roles...

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Can he please not...

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

Was Jose chasing you?

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 20:05 UTC

Is that a nipple. A climate nipple?

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 18:01 UTC

Can confirm. Great book. It's properly displayed in my office so I'm reminded how bug fuck the U S of A is

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 02:30 UTC

Go read this thread on reddit. Literally everything you could imagine is mentioned

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 26, 2023 at 15:56 UTC

Idk. I'm totally convinced that this will work. I mean he smells

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 26, 2023 at 03:36 UTC

Can't wait....

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 20:23 UTC

How bad is it gonna get?

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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 17:46 UTC

New Northern Australia tourism campaign

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 14:38 UTC

Dave. Twitter is so back

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 15:08 UTC

Fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkkk

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 04, 2023 at 22:48 UTC

I'm sure it'll be fine. They've tried nothing and what more can we ask for...

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 13:30 UTC

That Tesla truck is gonna straight up kill too many people

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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:55 UTC

IT. IS. DEAD. 🎈🥂🍾

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andy™ @andylevy.net
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

vaxxed?

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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

Fuck ya. The world is healing

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BNO News @bnonews.com
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:48 UTC

Henry Kissinger has died at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 17, 2023 at 14:04 UTC

Why use tool when teeth right there

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 19:24 UTC

We must protect Jose

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 10, 2023 at 17:10 UTC

How is this not @theonion.com article....

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 14:57 UTC

Think Nancy Regan would be down with this? I’m sure she’d want to live through AI to be the Gluck Gluck 8000 again

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 14:53 UTC

Nothing to see here.

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 02:55 UTC

Yes. But have we tried doing nothing again? That seemed to work last time.

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 18:56 UTC

My brother says he did not have me in an emo phase in 2023. I mean how can you not. Plus the eyeliner was on sale

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 14:05 UTC

Him right now...

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 27, 2023 at 18:11 UTC

There is nothing more empowering to a human than accomplishing a little task (waking up) and having a shower beer.

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 01:02 UTC

You tried so hard. We just like out 5G in our bloodstream

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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 21:03 UTC

Reminder that I have a covid safety and prevention resource list here, including what to do if you're exposed or test positive: www.patreon.com/posts/huge-f...

(always free, no signup needed)

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 00:58 UTC

They're trying so hard. Gotta give them credit because it's so hard to do their job.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 18:51 UTC

Dwarves will literally dig too greedily and too deep instead of going to therapy

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 11:48 UTC

Idk what's happening with corn mazes and at this point I refuse to investigate further

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 11:40 UTC

Based

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 00:09 UTC

Okay but how else are you gonna make typos for dollop scripts

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 21:49 UTC

Can’t wait for fascism to hit 11/10 next year. Woop woop

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 18:11 UTC

Oh good. Wonderful. Yay. Fuck

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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 22:56 UTC

Huge, FREE #covid safety resource list! updates Look for the bold "NEW." Hot black N95s, car air purifier, LOTS of new insider tips/links in the section on what to do when infected.

Share it with anyone who needs it. No one is safe until all of us are safe.

Link: www.patreon.com/posts/huge-f...

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Seth Bly @sethbly.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 15, 2023 at 18:48 UTC

The post 9/11 playbook. They're just running it all over again.

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 18:21 UTC

"Wow, this is a huge weight off my chest."

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