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journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social |
Dawg I’m starting to think this toothpaste won’t go back in the tube
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Leduk
@leduk.bsky.social
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I cant believe it's not a joke. I hat to google it, and it's not. Damn.
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Stacey
@staceycassels.bsky.social
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Solutions like this are the future!
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
@slurpjuice.bsky.social
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Remember when they tried t plug the slug spewing hole in the gulf with garbage?
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Strepsirrhini
@strepsirrhini.bsky.social
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Next they're gonna build a big ass air conditioner and blow it at the glacier 🙃
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Rick
@rickatx.bsky.social
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William Butler Yeets
@yeets.biz
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that's the thing about water, it's notoriously respectful of barriers
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GoodCitizen
@goodcitizen.bsky.social
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Gotta spring for the good one though, crap drugstore shower curtain won’t cut it.
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Franklin D. Roosefella
@roosefella.bsky.social
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that and the parasol in space the size of..... argentina should sort this whole climate change thing out in a jiffy!
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Emerald Lavigne, subsumed by despair
@leftoidsadhu.bsky.social
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It is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.
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Octonary Character 𓅄
@jhaedin.bsky.social
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No, no, see using more plastics, and drilling for ever more oil to make those plastics, in order to Seran Wrap the glaciers will, indeed, save us all.
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A Sizable Hawk
@wrux.bsky.social
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“Will” is working so hard in that caption
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Bryan Edward
@bryanedward.bsky.social
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Why can't we just use a really big air conditioner (der-herr-herr-herr).
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TitaniumMan
@titaniumman.bsky.social
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Why not just go full Snowpiercer and chill the whole planet?
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Cyneheard
@cyneheard.bsky.social
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And the Night King will show up.
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Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️
@kevinpetker.bsky.social
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Ninjakick
@ninjakick.bsky.social
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Everyone so worried about rising sea levels... just dig a big hole dummies! The new water will go right in it...
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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I'm gonna miss human civilization when it's gone.
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DodgerFanLA
@dodgerfanla.bsky.social
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Love how we’re constantly find ways we’re fucker
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RattanWarrior
@rattanwarrior.bsky.social
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if we build a giant wooden badger...
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Captain Europe (retired)
@captaineurope.bsky.social
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lost in the dirt, covered in vines
@pandragon.bsky.social
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..n..No?!
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer
@picardsteacup.bsky.social
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No you don't understand, we just gotta buy one more thing that'll fix it.
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Firk
@theflyingfirk.bsky.social
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Me, an ecologist: lol, lmao
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El Topo
@eltopo71.bsky.social
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Ok, so that $50B to cover one part of one glacier. I'm sure it's cheaper than investing in non-polluting energy sources... /s
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throat goat, md
@anesthesia.bsky.social
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fucked
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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The Galcier
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TubaPeter.com
@tubapeter.bsky.social
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I'll trust someone who can spell "glacier" tyvm.
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love & barley 🦉
@loveandbarley.bsky.social
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Are they trying to caulk the glaciers
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BensDecoy
@bensdecoy.bsky.social
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If you’re going to blow $50 billion on a stupid glacier project I feel like you’d get a lot farther with that windmill powered army of giant snow machines meant to replace miles of snow and reflect the sun’s rays back into space.
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VIC-20
@vic-20.bsky.social
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this would be trivial if the artist Christo was still alive
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Emily Johnston
@enjohnston.bsky.social
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cf:
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Timlagor
@timlagor.bsky.social
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Certainly not while fossil fuel corporations are allowed to exist
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🏳️⚧️Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
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Let's call it the Wall of Life
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Tom Wrongbottom 🍦
@wrongbottom.bsky.social
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Phoenix Gee
@phoenixgee.bsky.social
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What we need is the one solution that works and was even predicted by Futurama: A nuclear winter! That'll cancel out Global Warming. /s
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ADK
@andrewdk.bsky.social
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Chase Burke
@cburke.bsky.social
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Running to the store to get a bag of ice to throw on the glacier.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Let’s put all of the water into a giant bag
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