Just got the image of Bannon being apprehended to go to jail & the cops are left holding a shirt, then they grab him again and just get shirt, ad infinitum. And this is how we learn that Steve Bannon was not a person, but rather one of those Russian nested dolls made up of shirts all the way down.
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"Shirt"? I think the 'r' is superfluous.
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Bannon should be remanded to the custody of Biosphere 2 and carry out his sentence there.
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You mean it's *all* shirts? There's not a single raccoon anywhere in there?
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Duck Season/Rabbit Season, but never Bannon Season :-(
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π€
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It's common in England to refer to an angry person as 'shirty'.
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This seems relevant here. bsky.app/profile/seth...
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Come now, there is at least a couple layers of grease, made from the rendered fat of hobos he has murdered, in there
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The substance withdrawal will be hard on Sloppy Steve.
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Eventually you finish pulling off the raincoats and all you have left is the rat.
(Wayside School books, my beloved.)
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Like Sammy in Sideways Stories from Wayside School
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Gives new meaning to stuffed shirt.
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Whatβs at the center?
A grubby ether-soaked rag and a mildewed pumice stone?
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That's actually believable
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i've always maintained that he is madame helena blavatsky reincarnated. he's a dead ringer.
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Sort of like when lizards lose their tails to escape predators.
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This sounds like a Junji Itou story
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wayside-school.fandom.com/wiki/Sammy
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I pity those poor guards who are gonna have to make him shower.
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RUSSIAN
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