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They already made a Sharknado. But not yet a Sharkcano, where the earth fissures and spits out fire-breathing lava sharks!

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except terfs, who are also safe from the luscious lips of just about everyone

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Thank God he can never be President

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Why wouldn't you say Head Accountant Smith? That's... of course you would.

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The Times has fact-checkers? What have they been doing this past decade?

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Actually, he concealed his disability during his presidency, so maybe not

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Arie's avatar Arie @insomniacdoggo.bsky.social
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Unless SCOTUS rolls back this latest judgment, if Trump, nay any Republican, is ever elected president again, democracy in this country is dead. Thats where we're at.

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Looks like if Banished were pretty

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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Rose, The Sword Vixen's avatar Rose, The Sword Vixen @threetails.bsky.social
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The epstein documents on Trump are worse than we could ever imagine. I feel dirty having just read them. I knew he was vile but SON OF A BITCH what a sex-glomming gutter rat he is! So that's him and his spiritual advisor that we know about. And Gaetz. And the huge scandals in the churches.

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Why does that nebula kind of look like a Skeksis

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I love seaplanes so much! Always wanted to fly one. To be able to land or take off from the surface of the water...

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They didn't have to shape it like that

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If your reason for having kids is: * So you'll have someone to look out for you when you're old * So you can get grandkids * To continue a legacy * Or a bloodline * Or a tradition * To win some demographic battle Don't have kids. Only have kids if your reason is to love them for whoever they become.

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Would be cool if they made electric ones

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I hope this doesn't mean having flu symptoms AND covid symptoms, the J and J kicked my ass hard enough the first time

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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Gee, I wonder if this is what Epstein mysteriously dying under Trump associate William Barr's watch was supposed to cover up

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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The Biden Campaign needs to blare this constantly. Trump is a pedophile who openly associated with Epstein.

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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Despite my obvious contempt for Biden, I still think everyone should vote for him in November. I’m fucking begging everyone to vote. Christian nationalist government is a very real physical threat to basically every LGBTQ person except for maybe the Peter Thiels of the world.

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Barry Deutsch's avatar Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social
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I've Tried Everything To Find New Workers!

#PoliCartoon

(Link to transcript and blog post in replies)

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wtf how am I not already following you on here? *corrects that*

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Add a section forcing judges to be recused from any cases in which they are presiding over a case involving their appointer or accomplices of their appointer

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Weird to imagine a time when Shatner was on the right side of things. Must have been a long time ago before he started his villain arc

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.

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The situation has been resolved. I know we've had to ask for a lot of help over this past year, and we're deeply grateful. This should be the last time for a long time. But, I said that last time, too. Wish us luck.

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Any help at all we can get with this would be greatly appreciated. We're about to turn a financial corner and be much more stable, but in the meanwhile, we need just a little more air under our wings to make it.

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If anyone is wondering, it's an issue with the bank not taking a credit card payment I authorized in a timely manner, making it seem like I had more than I actually did. I hate it when they do this.

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God damn it. Sorry, folks, but we need another $175... unexpected expenses I thought had been covered, AGAIN. Groceries and medications.

Thank you all so much for your help. I hope we never have to ask again after this month. ;.;
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cash.app/$lmt4

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A large Central European country tried that once. Millions died.

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No, rework the book to allow the puns to stay! (I kid)

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Scissors? Bro's gonna be at it all day, needs to invest in a good clipper

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Jeramy Neugin 's avatar Jeramy Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social
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Reminder: You will always be a work in progress and you can accept that. You can continue to learn and grow. You don’t have to be perfect today. You don’t have to be perfect tomorrow, either. I'm proud of you

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Wow! What intriguing shapes and colors!

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Man I wish I were built like that.

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I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

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