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Risk manager, quant, physicist, Bayesian. I must study politics and war, that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.


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The Next Day's avatar The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social
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Listen, if the Biden campaign wanted to quell concerns about his age, they would have put him out there, like in the post-debate pressroom, a rally, an event at the Stonewall monument, a national address, a medal of honor ceremony, a meeting with governors, another rally, and televised interview.

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Very envious of my dad who saw her play this live

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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I'd guess the civil service has hired a large and highly efficient team of movers who can pack the contents of a flat in a few hours

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Jo Wolff's avatar Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social
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Quite pleased with the idea that there’s the Cabinet, The Shadow Cabinet, and the Trophy Cabinet, which now contains Schapps, Mordaunt, Rees-Mogg, and Truss.

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Very excited to be younger than the Prime Minister again

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Clive Myrie and Laura Kuensberg still going 👏👏👏

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Nothing in office became them like leaving it

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Galloway out Rees-Mogg out FPTP is Good, Actually

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My guess / hope is that Conservatives have done well enough that won't happen now

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Decent, gracious speeches from Sunak and Hunt. That's how you behave when you lose an election, America.

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Iain Coleman's avatar Iain Coleman @iaincoleman.bsky.social
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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

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iucounu's avatar iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social
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this week on the Guardian’s always riveting Dining Across the Divide feature, a stark clash of political philosophies

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Extraordinary article. Apparently Chinese students in the US are paying fees of tens of $k in cash, via laundering of Fentanyl proceeds. Why the hell are universities not subject to AML rules ?!
www.ft.com/content/419d...

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Chris Jones's avatar Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social
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"I know it's booked for tomorrow, but we had today free and thought you might want to make a start"

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Chris Jones's avatar Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social
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Happy Independence Day to my US friends everywhere. Congratulations on escaping the tyranny of a ruler with untrammelled powers and immunity from the law.

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Vote early, vote often, as they say in Tower Hamlets

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🔔🔔🔔 the "chief strategist fired for being too bearish" stage of the cycle 🔔🔔🔔

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🔔🔔🔔 the "chief strategist fired for being too bearish" stage of the cycle 🔔🔔🔔

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* BIDEN TOLD ALLY HE IS WEIGHING WHETHER TO CONTINUE RUNNING: NYT

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Definitely some voters switching back from Reform to Conservative since Farage publicly shat himself

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Good 3 min video about the Exit Poll methodology and why it's so accurate (they survey the same polling stations each election, so they can adjust for bias using the previous election result) news.sky.com/video/vote-2...

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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.

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Carl T. Bergstrom's avatar Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com
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Thanks, John, but Mastodon is two doors down on the left. I think that’s where you’re supposed to go take a big shit on other people’s birthday cake.

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Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
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I have to say, I didn’t expect America to decide it wanted a monarch three days before July 4.

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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Who gives a damn what Horton / the Lancet says about anything. The fact that it took him *12 years* to retract the Wakefield paper means he bears heavy responsibility for the anti-vax movement.

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Charlotte 🇵🇸 's avatar Charlotte 🇵🇸 @charlottor.bsky.social
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If I was the National Theatre I’d probably be reconsidering my upcoming 3.5 month long run of DEAR ENGLAND, a play all about the England football team in which the lead is an actor playing Gareth Southgate

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Literally just had to look up whether Captain Invisible Harry Kane is playing

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Getting elected is pretty unrelated to the job of being president. It's not unreasonable to want someone who can do both

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Charlotte Ariel Finn's avatar Charlotte Ariel Finn @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social
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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Simon Johnson🇺🇦's avatar Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social
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The fact is, tennis and cricket aren't spoilt by Hawkeye but football is totally ruined by VAR

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The Vice President must be a bit unhappy to be behind someone who has never held elected office of any kind

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He started his career with a silly haircut and will end with one

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Interesting flier from the Conservatives

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Got a Don Henley brainworm this morning for some reason

O beautiful, for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
youtu.be/I6KPB4MdZig?...

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James Cooray Smith's avatar James Cooray Smith @cooraysmith.bsky.social
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Just seen ostensibly left wing* people here saying that Sunak deserves no sympathy over racist attacks on him because he’s chased Reform’s vote, and no. Just no. If your anti-racism is contingent on someone’s politics it’s not a principle, it’s a weapon, and not anti-racism at all. * white, obv.

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mikey 🇺🇦's avatar mikey 🇺🇦 @mikeyfranklin.bsky.social
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Four old Jewish men are sitting in a cafe. “Oy,” says the first man. “Oy vey,” says the second man. “Oy vey iz mir,” says the third man. The fourth man snaps: “if you don’t stop talking about politics, I’m walking out!”

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I hate hate hate Britten but the fugue from Young Person's Guide To The Orchestra is breathtaking

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