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Bilwise

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Happy birthday! 🍻

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#TeamFrancie

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That duck has killed before. 😨

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.

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Terminator appears in a flash of light and rises naked from the crater to hunt down Sarah Connor. Terminator gets wet and bursts into flame. Then gets bricked by a partial software update. Fin.

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Crystal Frasier's avatar Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social
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I’ll be frank: Biden could have shat himself live on air and he’s still be a less onerous choice than the convicted rapist, 34-count felon who botched an emergency response so bad it killed millions of Americans.

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Every LOTRO concert. 🙂 🎶 💃🕺💃🏾🕺💃🏻🕺🏿🕺🎵

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While I'm sorry you have to put up with this crap I do enjoy using these sorts of posts to preemptively block asshats.

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Paul Rosenberg's avatar Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social
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Bribery isn't actually a thing, the bribery court explains.

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Does your cat also blame you for the weather? "Human! It is hot! Make it not hot!" I wonder if they see us using lights, fans etc and think we're some kind of wizards who could control the weather if we just applied ourselves.

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I know we keep falling for these get rich quick schemes but THIS scheme will get us rich and quick! - Tech bros (and also the Simpsons)

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SNACK ALERT: THERE IS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX. REPEAT: THERE IS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX. 🚨 🍦 🍨 🚨

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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GEN X never stopped mocking Gen X. If you want to mock us, be prepared for us to be all, like, "You call THAT snark? Step aside, amateur" and then riff self-loathingly on ourselves for a solid hour

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Tom's avatar Tom @tomel.bsky.social
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ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.

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Emily Lakdawalla's avatar Emily Lakdawalla @elakdawalla.bsky.social
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Every academic article has a corresponding author whose email address is listed on the first page. If an article is paywalled, just send a short, polite email requesting a PDF from the author. 95% of the time you’ll receive it within a day. People like knowing their work is being read!

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Seriously. Milkshaking should be such a common occurrence for this dweeb that he starts having his suits made out of the same stuff they use to make shower curtains.

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Mar Hicks's avatar Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social
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Hate how relevant this is to multiple world-shifting societal problems we’ve decided to mostly ignore

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If your heart weighs more than a bag of catnip ... no one knows what happens next *cat runs off with bag*

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Tobias S. Buckell's avatar Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social
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I’ve seen online communities you noobs wouldn’t believe. Attacking comments in the forums of Usenet. I’ve seen Geocities blinking under a million construction GIFS, and threaded flame wars spanning hundreds of LiveJournals. These memories will be lost…like tears in rain…

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Are you saying freckles are migratory? 😝

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*gets Ali more coffee* *also breakfast burritos* ☕ 🌯

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*rolls eyes at John in Upstate NYer* 😝

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Effin' Birds's avatar Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com
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petition to make this the official bird of bluesky

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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Ohioans, today is a good day to check to see if you are still registered to vote in our state. And if you are not, or if you haven't registered yet, today is also a very good day to do so.

www.axios.com/local/columb...

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Monday. *hobbit booing* 😤🫤🤔🙄

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Well, congrats, you crazy kids. 🙂 🥂

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Inside you are two wolves. Both are a little perplexed as to why they're getting dragged into your bullsh*t. ❓ 🐺 🐺 ⁉️

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Shoot at the Queen and you'd better not miss.

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*gets his frying pan to give a fool a kneecapping* 😤🍳

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Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸's avatar Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸 @bwellsmc.bsky.social
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HEY #OREGON AND #WASHINGTON !!!

SHELLFISH WARNING !!!

THE ENTIRE COAST IS CLOSED FOR HARVESTING DUE TO PARALYTIC TOXIN !!!

DO NOT HARVEST OR EAT ANY SHELLFISH AT THE COAST!

COOKING DOES NOT GET RID OF THE TOXIN!

KEEP YOUR DOGS SAFE FROM ANY FOUND ON BEACHES TOO

apnews.com/article/fda-...

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*updates the cupboard portal map with Ms Emily and Pansy's new home* *Prepares burrito and catnip themed house warming basket* 🌯🌯🌯🌿🌿🌿

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evacide's avatar evacide @evacide.bsky.social
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Microsoft says they are making a bunch of changes to Recall to mitigate the many, many security and privacy problems that researchers have found over the last week: www.theverge.com/2024/6/7/241...

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*cheers* *hands out snacks* 🍻🌯🍕🌮

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An interesting read on some celebrity kids books and what makes a good kids book in the first place.

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