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Professional motormouth. Wrestling. Horror. Occasional musings.


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This kind of thinking is the most weak minded shit imaginable. And I'm a whiny little bitch boy.

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I had a moment of clarity today when I remembered Republicans are deeply stupid people and the Heritage Foundation types have never had real jobs in their lives. They wouldn't even be able to effectively govern by force. Look at these fuckin nerds.

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digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy

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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.

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The more time I have with it, I think there's massive value in Bryan winning the Owen, beating Swerve at Wembley, then dropping it back at WrestleDream in Seattle. As much as I wanna see Bryan vs. Nigel, do that next year as a special attraction. Bryan needs to be AEW Champion. 🤼‍♂️

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*me setting a giant rock on top of it*

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It's bullshit I don't have a Caeser Salad rn.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Quinta Jurecic's avatar Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
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if your instinct is "calm down, surely this is an exaggeration," allow me to assure you that it's really not

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He'll definitely join them for Blood & Guts if Swerve is on the other side.

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Allegedly he is not with the elite. We'll see if that holds.

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I dunno man. I have never felt this level of despair and hopelessness in my life and I've always been pretty hopeless.

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Like, legit, I don't know how to function. I'm just boiling with rage all the time.

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Phenomenal Dynamite. Absolutely perfect.

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Maybe a TNA run I'm forgetting? WCW 97 kinda???

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God when's the last time Jeff Jarrett worked babyface??? 🤼‍♂️

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Dark Hangman theme is great shit. 🤼‍♂️

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Mercedes should cut an entire promo and act like Britt isn't even in the ring. 🤼‍♂️

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Mercedes aligning with The Elite is a full fledged heel turn. 🤼‍♂️

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This might be the best Dynamite ever. 🤼‍♂️

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Coming soon to a campus protest near you.

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because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention

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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

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Unless you're blinded by the decades of cynicism pro wrestling has instilled in you not only for the business, but often humanity itself, it was obvious that was exactly what they were doing all along and there's absolutely no chance in hell it was anyone's idea but Will's.

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A Charles Barkley sized Charles Nelson Riley. A CNR sized Sir Charles! Charles Barkley with the voice and mannerisms of CNR? Charles Nelson Riley straight up dunking on a dude? CHARLES NELSON RILEY'S: SHUT UP AND JAM?!?!?!?!

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Man I hope next year sees the return of the weird grandma who wears Betty Boop everything. Millennial grandmas (incoming soon!) seem like the perfect people to bring this back.

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God no matter how many variations of this human I can imagine, they're all amazing.

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Serious question: has any member of any form of media actually tried to ever ask her about this stuff on camera? Like she is clearly unwell but I think as long as it's kept to social media it looks significantly less psychotic?

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"Joanne this is my niece's 7th birthday party and you're already through half a box of White Zin. Also you weren't actually invited and we haven't actually spoken to each other since I interviewed you for the Scholastic YouTube channel during Magical May of 2018."

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What has you most excited in the next six months? A. The first woman President B. The last US presidential election C. Deadpool & Wolverine

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Ashley Fairbanks's avatar Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
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I did the math: There’s an estimated 2,781 billionaires on the planet. If they are an average of six feet tall (generous) the stack of them would span 16,686 feet of the Mariana Trench’s 35,814 feet. Leaving 19,128 feet, or room for about 3,188 millionaires.

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Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

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The movie Vice has a lot of very understandable criticisms against it. however, it absolutely nails how much of today's hellscape is a handful of Nixon toadies who could never let it go.

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I love you Alt text peeps. I'm sorry sometimes I get so stoned that it is hard for me to describe the picture I am sharing with you. I am presently in another dimension.

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I feel like this is doable? Surely? We put a man on the moon, we can surely figure out how the astronaut ice cream can replicate the experience.

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Lol c'mon man, you know none of that matters at this point. Everything will be an "official act" because the law doesn't actually matter!

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Is his deal coming up? Is this a thing we know? He seems like a genuinely delightful fella who could be a great ambassador for any brand while also still playing a tremendous prick.

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ZSJ treating this like a real press conference, like we should be doing!

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ZSJ putting over OC huge. My take is it seems like they're about to make him a huge deal in NJPW as they're rebuilding the roster? 🤼‍♂️

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Yeah and I'm three songs in and it's not bad!

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I want ZSJ and Will Ospreay at Wembley. 🤼‍♂️

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Top 3 matches for me tonight were:
1. Danielson / Shingo
2. Swerve / Ospreay
3. Toni / Mina 🤼‍♂️ #ForbiddenDoor

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I'm sorry, there's a new Kittie album???? What?

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We were veering a little too much into Paul Levesque shit there, but what a fucking match. And major kudos to Ospreay for putting Swerve over so decisively when he has this much momentum behind him. 🤼‍♂️

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I've often said Swerve and Samoa Joe wrestle like two very different cartoon cats. Will Ospreay is a cartoon golden retriever. 🤼‍♂️

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