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The Onion@theonion.com |
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His Royal Huwness
@litterygeniarse.bsky.social
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Satire? Just asking as it seems entirely credible.
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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I'm only surprised they didn't use breaching charges to blow the door open.
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Tanveer Badar
@tanveerbadar.bsky.social
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It was a meth class after all.
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Alex
@ferrarimanf355.bsky.social
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Bernie Bros still throwing a temper tantrum?
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Puffin
@johnhpage.bsky.social
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Policing by numbers 🤷♂️
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Your Administration Needs Upgradation
@aldokelrast.bsky.social
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Onion's got its fastball back.
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Greg
@engelsmung.bsky.social
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I wish they would have broken up my calculus class. Maybe I would have stayed awake.
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Cinema Strikes Back
@cinemastrikesback.bsky.social
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Weak tea comedically compared to the Biden article from a week ago
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@waterloo45.bsky.social
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They thought math was voodoo
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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Statistics prof said "the probability is 10 choose 6" and the university president said "Did you say Jews?" and the cops killed them all for antisemitism
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Alice Softpaws
@alicesoftpaws.bsky.social
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I know it’s the onion, but I’m pretty sure this one is true
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Orc Wizard
@orcwizard.bsky.social
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I get that this is intended to integrate humor into current news, but the article is so derivative. As readers, we have limits. /s (and bad puns)
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ebillcoyne
@ebillcoyne.bsky.social
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Hostilities on university campuses are the integral variable which diminishes in quantity as animosity approaches zero.
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Ⓐudri Sciuto ★
@toxicaudri.bsky.social
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Well obviously the cops had to break it up, they even found tools of mass calculation.
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Dave of the Chouffe
@davelachouffe.bsky.social
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To be fair, they did find plenty of evidence of implements of maths instruction.
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Not Important
@suntitle.bsky.social
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The writer of this deserves a meal on the onions dime. Like a $25 dollar meal. Amazing but not over priced.
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Kumar saurabh
@293029.bsky.social
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What is this happening?..ye kya ho Raha hai..
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Odessa
@odessasteppes.bsky.social
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This joke is so derivative.
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Emma Tylor
@emmatylor.bsky.social
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This is funny. And maybe a little prescient. But also just funny. And (have to) it looks like they miscalculated.
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Warhammerchick
@celticdragon1.bsky.social
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Just sent this to my calculus professor
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A-A-Ron
@radix4801.bsky.social
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The cops are reportedly searching for the outside agitator who brought the book on "alternatives to integration."
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Đức Buồn Ngủ
@ducbuonngu.bsky.social
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It's funny because a certain Palestinian-American comedian (Sammy Obeid) tells jokes about Palestine and Maths, it's like these fictional cops watch his shows & deduced a link.
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Melancholy
@melancholyself.bsky.social
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I love the image, the students barely even disturbed. "If we ignore them, they'll get tuckered out and go away"
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Witty Librarian 2024
@paulwartenberg.bsky.social
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don't give the cops any ideas, brah.
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Susan Ballinger
@peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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Too soon! 😂
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Sweet rabbit 💙💛🏳️🌈
@oneawkwardgeek.bsky.social
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Sounds like typical tuesday in Russia.
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seacat
@seacat77.bsky.social
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i can see this happening
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mxhrad
@mxhrad.bsky.social
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Then you have pundits excusing it with “ ‘From 0 to infinity’ means you’re advocating genocide!”
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Kevin Korte
@kevinkorte.bsky.social
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To be fair, the students had weapons of math destruction.
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