The Onion @theonion.com

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FennRirr'sRage @fennrirr.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

Oh my

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HumbleDad - Art @humbledadgames.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Happy Mother's Day!

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VFXpapa @vfxpapa.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Never stop, Onion.

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Kari @karisky.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

As it should be

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Valerie 💙💎🤘🏻 @valerieinto.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

lol, by all means, don't tell these reply guys about Reductress.

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The Babe with the Power 🇺🇸🇲🇽 @babewiththepower.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

I'm happy to see this Classic every year!

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SuperUnknown @sovexed.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

The circle of life.

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

I am here for mothers day erotica.

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Rick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Good for her.

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

That's Peoria in a nutshell

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ebillcoyne @ebillcoyne.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

I pined for Mad Magazine, Cracked, The National Lampoon, etc. Not so much now. Yet, I long for Spy Vs Spy cartoons. Could we have a cartoon once in a while?

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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

A classic.

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Brandon @bdcooper.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Closed circuit dining

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Unwieldy @unwieldy.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Every one loves a feel good story!

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Condor @condor.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

Dear lord lmao

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Emma Tylor @emmatylor.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

Lol good for her!

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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

We need an update, it's been 11 years, did the kids ever figure it out?

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Kelly @kellybdevoe.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

this one has never been good guys

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FaeAlicia System @faealicia.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

The tragedy here is that this doesn't happen often enough. Also that this society is way too prudish for its own good.

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A cavalcade of anger and fear @uhhhclem.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

I love the thought of the intern tasked with finding the right stock photo for this story.

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ŠequencedLife @sequencedlife.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

She does look pretty relaxed

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ThreeViews @threeviews.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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Demiurge Lovato @stephenknives.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

All-time classic

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GoUnite Player @charzgal.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Why do we need to know this? 🤣🤣 omg funny as F though

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

why did I read that

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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

😅😅😅 circle of life!

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Dani Pennsylvania @daniellie.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

I thought being in bluesky would save me from seeing this today. I was so wrong.

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IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Enjoy!

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