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the wizard elwood

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he/him home maker, sage, private detective

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And if he doesn't there needs to be some powerful lame duck moves.

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If Biden gets reelected he needs to get to fucking *work*.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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Biden should go on Hot Ones, tbh. idk if it'd help him. I just think he should do it.

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Charlotte Ariel Finn's avatar Charlotte Ariel Finn @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social
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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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More people should use this photo for their Donald Sutherland appreciation skeets. RIP.

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Huichilobos's avatar Huichilobos @hellabarnes.bsky.social
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can I suggest buying a fishing license for your state? You never have to use it if you don’t want to, but it usually gives you access to state game lands and supports non-game projects like this

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Basketball and NASCAR are both better contenders.

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

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Jenn Reese's avatar Jenn Reese @jennreese.bsky.social
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🧩💚 PUZZLEHEART 🧩💚 is coming out in a month, and if you want a set of bookmarks that I drew, pre-order from Annie Bloom's or Vintage Books!

"Fans of escape rooms and family stories will find much to love in this heartfelt tale." -Kirkus

JLG Gold Selection

www.annieblooms.com/book/9781250...

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Also it's the right thing to do, and fulfills a campaign promise. Way to be an effective mouthpiece for the rich, WaPo.

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Agreed, not just a good person but a logistical genius.

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Usher is going to be in the new Tron movie, which will be called Trons.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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You sleep beneath the ocean floor, You dream of eldritch times before When once you ruled the fervid Pleistocene. Your visage blinds the mortal eye, You live and yet eternal lie, In aeons even death may die Jolene

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illumi's avatar illumi @illumi.me
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

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<evaluates placement of ring> hmm yes checks out

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Anya Taylor-Ham's avatar Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
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[to Eleanor rigby] tony soprano

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you.

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him)'s avatar Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck

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Riker Googling's avatar Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social
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do you die each time you go through a transporter

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers

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Juan Escalante's avatar Juan Escalante @juansaaa.bsky.social
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Don’t forget to thank farm workers this Thanksgiving

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