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Bad bird site refugee Stay at home astronaut Straight, not narrow Ho/Hum

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It's like when someone asks a trump supporter what he's done for them

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People will tell you it's wrong for a grown man to want to beat a little kid to shit, but

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When they suddenly cut the filming budget after several seasons so the grand finale is just the entire set exploding with all the characters

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Tesla's new OTA update featuring a Patriot Pack which will detect how unAmerican drivers are based on skin colour and accent, and self drive off a bridge or into a lake

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The Economist has a short memory and can fuck all the way off 🤬

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Imagine being so dense as a whale pancake that you think music has just recently become "woke" politics

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The MRLP is something that have provided me comedic relief each election, and are an excellent foil to the monster raving loony tories

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Posie Parker sounds like a good drag name, tbh

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So happy* my tinnitus also causes hyperacusis. Just learnt why the fuck I'm recently reacting so badly to sudden loud noises, and it sucks

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When you see the way the press is treating Joe Biden for aging in public, you see how they could treat Donald Trump for committing fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection and never, ever will.

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Can’t even have a Tory government anymore because of woke

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Jacob Rees-Mogg (Left)

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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Just depositing some more pineapple into my account at the Pizza ATM

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huge fucken feet, if true

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oh FFS. Not been around much and wondered why Neil Gaiman hadn't posted for a while . . .

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And yeah, some strains with 25% THC is probably better that most shit I used to buy

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I was looking into it a few days ago, seems to be relatively easy if you know what answers to give for online prescriptions. We're watching taskmaster AU right now and Wil Anderson just mentioned it which pricked up her ears. Again

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TBH, I'm considering trying accessing medicinal cannibals at my partner's suggesting for pain but I'm concerned she will raid my medicine cabinet. Many times a day.

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I mean, if you've never had some Lebanese Blond, Afghani Black, or that opiated stuff that was popular in the 90s, sure

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Mmmmm, twice burnt tarry "goodness". Takes me back *cough hack cough

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Lumpy b-cup dumb dudes punching well above their weight in shitcoms is a trope as old as television itself

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And republicans that do don't seem to care

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Bought a Holden just before GM pulled the plug

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Next week. "This Thursday" is the one in two days

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It means sex twice a year. Or was it once every two years . . .

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“The rabbits got the gun now” coming from a lawyer for a crooked Governor going after a newspaper writer is such a telling comment about how much we’ve let powerful people cast themselves as victims and it goes from this to Elon to Trump and everywhere else

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When you ask a psychopomp to dull down their job

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"C3-P0. Now that's a name I've not heard in a looong time, a long time."