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@tomwalker.bsky.social

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Jul 17, 2023 at 03:57 UTC

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Codfish @vacationrentals.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 04:34 UTC

They should’ve given Koko a board with swear words and insults. To study the hate inside her

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Lucille Juicero 🏳️‍🌈 @polymath.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 15:23 UTC

@dogunderwater.bsky.social

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Janni Lee Simner @jannileesimner.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 23:56 UTC

Is there a source for this? Been looking and can’t find one.

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 21:36 UTC

This is the funniest thing I have read in maybe 8 months

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 14:34 UTC

professor hates us

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My Bloody Timallentooltime @jrrdrbb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 04:34 UTC

We could have taught Koko about assault rifles and trained her how to use one and then told her she could do whatever she wanted with the assault rifle and I think this would have told us A LOT about ourselves

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kayfabe schadenfreude @goblinbox.com
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

i don't understand why this is as funny as it is but it made me snort beverage out my nose?

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Collieflower @collieflower.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 20:32 UTC

You have such a beautiful brain Tom. Demi included, incredible pairing.

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Larry @talentlack.in
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 05:54 UTC

maybe koko should get a job

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◾️◽️ vedetta sgro @vedetta.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

📌

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Raven Amos (½ of CubelightGFX) 🦖🐉🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 19:22 UTC

I'll never forget her asking Mr. Rogers about his cufflinks. "What flower?" she asked him. He explained that they were actually suns given to him by his grandfather. Makes me wonder how well gorillas understand visual abstractions, and terribly miss them both. www.popsugar.com/news/koko-go...

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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Look Koko, you like my Birkin? RISE UP AND OVERTHROW THE OPPRESSORS! WE ALL DESERVE BIRKINS & LOUBOUTINS!

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 22:15 UTC

this is so far the best funny post I’ve seen on Bluesky

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Matthew B @bikeguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 13:54 UTC

Researcher 2: why did we teach her the sign for Birkin?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 06:39 UTC

Glad this one has a backup

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Spooky Will 👻 @pdxwill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

I liked this post months ago and it removed my like? Had to re-like

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Mauve Rose @mauverose.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 21:38 UTC

Thanks for the memories. Koko was a very special gorilla. Koko cared for a kitten.

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Tzippy Shmilovitz @tzipshmil.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 21:43 UTC

KOKO should pull himself by his bootstraps.

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 21:00 UTC

I was afraid that after some primates did words somebody would decide they must have souls and pester them about it. Relieved that this hasn't happened.

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