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caylen

@caylen.bsky.social

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official Bluesky account of Cowboy. also caylenb on twitter but let’s be serious as to why anyone would follow here: it’s the dog pics.

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he was no homehalfway but pretty funny saga

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iirc @stefanheck.bsky.social has all the details but yes, very much so

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a decade later and we’re still debating which was funnier: that he faked being deaf online solely to have sex online, or him selling his account to make automated posts for a day & getting banned for a month for posting insanely heinous stuff for like $15

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can’t have pineapple but I love the name and look of that drink

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would you love Cowboy even if he made himself into a worm

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I leave him alone for TEN MINUTES and he imprisons himself in bedsheet

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as someone who used to build them: imagine being able to physically tell the difference between 68 and 66 degrees without a thermostat & making it ruin everyone’s day who works there

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doing my weekly poke at my extended network for connections: looking for *remote* backend/data engineering work - java/scala/python/spark/vision/ml/etc - ~7-10y, mid-sr but open to anything as long as it's remote and pays my relatively low rent

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wb & glad you were doing ok. sorry you gotta go out like that though

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blood feud between post office & telephone syndicate

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cowboy observing his breakfast having breakfast

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Unofficial AP News (World) Bot's avatar Unofficial AP News (World) Bot @apnews-world-rss.bsky.social
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Samsung Electronics workers announce 'indefinite' strike

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caylen's avatar caylen @caylen.bsky.social
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how the fuck exactly is someone supposed to find love without posting

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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after two days of being furious that a stranger and the stranger’s girlfriend watched 2006’s Miami Vice

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Somebody stole my identity and decided what they really needed to buy with my credit card was $900 of Yankee Candles and makeup

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denise ☎️'s avatar denise ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social
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I can phil it collins in the air tonight!!!

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caylen's avatar caylen @caylen.bsky.social
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yeah why are you scolding me about it dude? it just makes you sound petulant the dude fucked up & people know. that’s the consequence

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Colin Spacetwinks's avatar Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social
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"bwehhh the media just wants stunts, so unfair" is always a thing i have no sympathy for from the dems. so either give them some fucking stunts or build your own media apparatus, honestly preferably both, not "whine" and "shutter what few media outlets we do have to pinch pennies"

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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both candidates are ancient bloodthirsty fascists. but one of those men is going to send certain people to the camps. so don’t be surprised if those people abandon you when you say the two ghouls are the same.

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if AI has problems with fingers & teeth than I don’t think she should be making photos of that either

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entirely unrelated but this headshot they chose is maybe the closest thing to this ancient meme I’ve ever seen

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holy crap that’s great! I really like this

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I thought it was he knew he was the killer

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Defect is my fav but few things in Slay feel as good as when a Shiv deck starts to lock in pre-act 3

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yeah that was something I learned about real quick. a very temperamental dog

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Phil Plait's avatar Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social
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Just found out about a massive data leak at Twitter/X. I don't use it anymore but I keep my account alive so no one else can claim my username. I just changed my password and suggest others do too. Also use 2FA whenever you can.

More:

cyberpress.org/9-4gb-twitte...

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caylen's avatar caylen @caylen.bsky.social
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it’s fine man that’s Cowboy in front and Dude in the back

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hey I think I figured out why all your subs dropped off last week

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The Posts Genius's avatar The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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cₑₐₛₑfᵢᵣₑ ₙₒw's avatar cₑₐₛₑfᵢᵣₑ ₙₒw @self.agency
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facebook, which employs a pro-israel censor on staff, is suppressing direct links to haaretz’s reporting on israel’s massacre of its own citizens on october 7

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caylen's avatar caylen @caylen.bsky.social
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favstar is good & dead. i don’t care if you’re all groupchat friends, an engagement farm or just some dorks trying to get the next assistant writers gig at Midnight 2.0: you’re trying too hard

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if you have a link to your best posts on here in your profile I am going to assume you’re a part of the same obnoxious syndicate of posters that does that & only reposts each other & treat you like the conservative think tank op that you are

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he beat the guy out of his armor & underwear so hard capcom gave him two of his own games

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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a dead giveaway that project 2025 was written specifically for—and with input from—trump:

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the face of a dog who’s jealous of all the attention a baby with an oversized hat gets

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generally a bad time dog

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