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I have a dipping sauce for every occasion

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These days, 9pm is what my midnight used to be

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You've made a powerful enemy tonight, sushi restaurant that forgot to include extra soy sauce...

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Crockett Houghton 's avatar Crockett Houghton @crockettforreal.bsky.social
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When I see other peoples kids throwing a fit in the grocery store I don’t get mad at the parent or even try to help the situation I wonder why I would ever go in a grocery store when things like delivery and pickup are options.

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What if the Mayans were right and this is hell

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It's probably too late to lose 50lbs by 2023

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I love bread way too much to ever have a 6 pack

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I have my doctor's excuse ready in case there's a draft for WWIII

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sorry for everything, it’s just [gestures to everything]

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Me [feeling even the slightest bit better for a moment]: So what do people who feel okay do?

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it's the opposite in reality

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I don't want to go out in public. The public is NOT well

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I wish I had the baby's confidence. She's telling everyone in the store that she's a dinosaur and we all believe it

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Had to explain to my hot guy friend that people are nice to him all the time because he's hot. Dude thought it was because he was a Pisces

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The baby is looking at my DVD collection the way a paleontologist looks at dinosaur bones

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This daylight savings time change on Sunday is going to hurt

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I'm in my 40s, brunch is my idea of clubbing

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My opening line in a rap battle: "There were nights when the wind was SOOO cold"

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Young children sneeze with the intent of destroying the world

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Weekends don't weekend like they used to

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Vice had the best extremism coverage going. A very deep loss. America is about to face the fascist takeover without much of a way for people to reliably find out about it.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan's avatar Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social
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Love is referring to a character whose name you can't remember as "Chekhov's twink," and having your husband know immediately who you're talking about.

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The potential downfall of being an intelligent young child is learning how messed up things are before being mature enough to handle it

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Lol! In real life I struggle tho. Probably why I don't have many friends or connections 😬

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I made the mistake of rewatching the original Teen Wolf. I really should have left that in 80s nostalgia

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At least once a year or so, I'll bite back but I mostly ignore obstinate and ignorant people. I've spent over 4 decades in real life fighting people... I'll let the trolls online starve

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So old enough not to be obtuse and understand a joke. Okay Anne. Safe journeys

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The secret to looking young is cornbread

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The joke is that I'm old Anne...πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

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I hate when old people try to sound young. It's giving desperation and I call cap

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Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass

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Whoever invented brunch should have the best room in the afterlife

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Long job application should let me clock in to finish them

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The closest thing to going to the club for me these days is going to Target during milfing hours

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I taught the baby to say "help" instead of just yelling and now she says help like a Southern belle with the vapors

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I go to strip clubs only to appreciate the good knees

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I've never heard "Sweet Caroline" without some audience participation

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I should have done porn but unfortunately there's yet a kink for crippled and obese Cajuns

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As a kid, I didn't realize that Head Shoulders Knees & Toes would be foreshadowing to what's painful as an adult. Just missing lower back and spirit

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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If I could go back and do it all again, I would be pettier and hold more grudges.

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