Maltose Zaddy🍻

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

I have decided NOT to take Joe’s place on the ticket. I know you haven’t heard of me, but I thought I should put it out there while the pundits make a case for anyone and everyone. I won’t be taking questions at this time.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

I dunno guys. Seems bad.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

Let’s go with Harris-Kaine. Sure it sounds like “hurricane” but not gonna win FL anyway.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Joe might have a stutter. You know who doesn’t? The jury foreperson who said GUILTY 34 times in a row.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I couldn’t prep for the debate the certain dog ate my homework. Are you SURE you ate the talking points, I asked it. The dog barked, certainly.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

But now you’re found?

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Please sign my petition to post the Reinheitsgebot in every kindergarten classroom in America. Don’t like it? Shoulda thought about that before you called it “kindergarten” which is also German and 1/2 of Biergarten.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

The funny thing about independents is that they are often intractable weirdos who don’t pay close attention. Sounds like Biden didn’t do great, but it’s far from his last chance to do better, and far from Trump’s last chance to do worse.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Obama was awful in his first debate vs Romney, but thought he’d done well walking off stage. Sometimes you gotta bomb to get the message and then shake off the rust. And the media needs narrative cycles. Trump sentencing 13 days out! Wonder if he’ll announce VP to drown out sentencing news.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

“If the election were held today…” well, it ain’t

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Where can I get these commonplace gratuities? I have some commonplace debts to pay.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Suitcases of cash? BAD! Paying an invoice: SURE!

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

“Burgum” is the most veep name ever

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

It’s self-washing because it is actually soap

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

If your vehicle looks BETTER with a La Croix paint vomit, just pause and consider your life choices.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

…and their pride too

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Love this color

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Mariners…

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Big “děkuji” to Evan, Andreas, and Jeff for these very kind, thoughtful, and valuable tips. I owe you each copious volumes of Bier / pivo! Na zdraví for all you do for beer enthusiasts!

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Just do it, Dave

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

How many times have Dems floated doing something like this, only for Rs to howl “Norms! Decency! Overreach!” Then when they’re in power, Rs go, OK, we’re gonna do that thing now! Thanks, Dumbocrats!

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

2nd, but in 2000 I liked beer but wasn’t locked in to learning everything I can like now

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

Leider nicht 😕

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

…because of its cars full of gold

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

@johnzee7.bsky.social @akrennmair.bsky.social
@louisekrennmair.bsky.social
Treffen wir uns in Bamberg oder Forchheim zum Annafest? Im spät Juli bin ich dabei.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

@evanrail.bsky.social
Visiting Prague for 4 nights in early August. Might I ask your can’t miss beer experiences there? Definitely hitting U Fleků.
I’m doing the Urquell tour before I arrive in Prague. Na zdraví 🍻

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

What should we name him, babe? Hendrix? Or Elvis? Orelvis! You’re a genius, babe.

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

I always rebel against the iPhone’s “you have a new memory” messages. I believe I get to decide/realize my memories. Like, if your tech idea makes a great premise for a dystopian sci fi story, maybe don’t do it.

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