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ChatGPT now to respond to all questions with “while compelling, that query is beyond the scope of this paper”

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Daniel Roberts's avatar Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social
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Oh god, it’s going to insist you call it “doctor” even though it is definitely not a doctor.

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Eddy Conroy's avatar Eddy Conroy @econroy.bsky.social
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So they are doing away with general artificial intelligence to try and get at incredibly specific, detailed, and only of use and interest to me and 50 other people intelligence?

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Meaghan Walker's avatar Meaghan Walker @slopclothes.bsky.social
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All prompts will be in the form of a comment rather than a question.

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Luke R. J. Maynard's avatar Luke R. J. Maynard @lukemaynard.bsky.social
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That's fine. When we're playing the PhD game, all of my questions are "really more of a comment than a question."😅

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Kate Tuttle's avatar Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social
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Soon it’ll start dating undergrads, to “feel something” again.

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་'s avatar riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
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We've gone almost full circle back to Eliza of the 1970s declaring, "We were discussing you, not me" web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/el...

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Michael M's avatar Michael M @bedwyr.bsky.social
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"Have you considered the effects of <subject matter that aligns with my published research why yes I have the references right here>?"

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Greg Rank's avatar Greg Rank @gregrank.us
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While telling you it has a Phd 12 times

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Dr Emil Seidel, MD's avatar Dr Emil Seidel, MD @zbk.bsky.social
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Professor-level GPT will just respond to every prompt with "the solution is left as an exercise for the reader"

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Matt Hope's avatar Matt Hope @matthopeart.bsky.social
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Bold of her to assume the company will be around long enough

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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G's avatar Juli Gittinger aka Dr G @jlgittinger.bsky.social
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"PhD level"... but can't cite or annotate correctly? 🤣

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Eva (Pokémon Trainer, dumb bunny, NPC)'s avatar Eva (Pokémon Trainer, dumb bunny, NPC) @evarawlsphd.bsky.social
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I mean yeah, but also… ChatGPT was already smarter than some of the PhDs I’ve listened to 😂

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Amy Taggart 🦋's avatar Amy Taggart 🦋 @amytaggart.bsky.social
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Living in the “what does that even mean?” era.

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klimchuk's avatar klimchuk @klimchuk.bsky.social
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Not all PhD people are smart

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Chris Bohn's avatar Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social
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I'll be sure to preface my future ChatGPT interactions with "My question is more of a comment..."

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equitable_equations's avatar equitable_equations @equiequa.bsky.social
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Pre or post tenure intelligence tho?

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Blues Traveler #1 Fan's avatar Blues Traveler #1 Fan @green-gjeans.bsky.social
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It's also going to be a beautiful woman 😍😍😍

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Hush's avatar Hush @hushhyena.bsky.social
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I'm also expecting scathing comments about reviewer two.

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Jenne (she/her)'s avatar Jenne (she/her) @librarianjenne.bsky.social
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"Not a question, but a comment..."

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Self-deprecating ghost's avatar Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
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Can't wait til everyone gets the same exact response from Ai WebMDs. "You could lose some weight. Let's get you started on chemo."

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Desert wolf's avatar Desert wolf @desertwolf.bsky.social
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Sturm Liouville's avatar Sturm Liouville @sturmlliouville.bsky.social
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🤣

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E-W's avatar E-W @edashw.bsky.social
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mmmmmmmmm more research is needed

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LFV SciRhet's avatar LFV SciRhet @lfv-rhetrx.bsky.social
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“Wait a sec - that’s in my other slide deck…”

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Jim Mashek's avatar Jim Mashek @jmashek.bsky.social
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Imagine if ChatGPT slapped down your query like Reviewer #2 on fire

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Axis of Meh's avatar Axis of Meh @axisofmeh.bsky.social
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"I have a question. Well, it's more like a comment. In my paper from last year..."

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Stephan's avatar Stephan @stepmuel.bsky.social
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"It depends"

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Stardragon The Canadian's avatar Stardragon The Canadian @stardragontc.bsky.social
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When they achieve auto mechanic level intelligence, maybe we can let them drive cars.

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Stardragon The Canadian's avatar Stardragon The Canadian @stardragontc.bsky.social
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People who use phrases like 'PhD level intelligence' usually fall short in both of those areas.

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Peter Flynn's avatar Peter Flynn @docum3nt.bsky.social
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Hey, it's already proved that it can make up convincing-sounding but spurious references. Now if it can just stop repeating itself, and come to some hard conclusions, we can use it to teach actual PhD students how *not* to write their theses.

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Matthijs Dorst's avatar Matthijs Dorst @mattneuro.bsky.social
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"I'm working on your query, please stop asking me how much longer it will take"

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Ed Moltzen's avatar Ed Moltzen @emoltzen.bsky.social
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Dr. Phil has a Ph.D all I'm saying.

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Aellelle's avatar Aellelle @aellelle.bsky.social
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“However, further research is needed”

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colon musk 🤦‍♂️'s avatar colon musk 🤦‍♂️ @streamedhams.bsky.social
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“good question, let’s talk after the talk and i can get into it” *runs and hides after the talk*

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Queer Theorem's avatar Queer Theorem @plektix.bsky.social
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Joke's on them, I have a PhD and I'm an idiot

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Malaclypse the Middle's avatar Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social
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"Your question is really more of a comment."

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gophergrad  צדק צדק תרדף's avatar gophergrad צדק צדק תרדף @gophergrad.bsky.social
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That would be a FAR superior answer, rather than the dreck it usually spits out

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Cecilia's avatar Cecilia @gaiacecilia.bsky.social
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I wonder how it responds to someone putting 'this isn't a question so much as a statement' or similar phrases...

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Kathy Cook's avatar Kathy Cook @kathycook.bsky.social
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An ex-boyfriend had a PhD - what an a-hole

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I Am A Pyrite King's avatar I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social
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So, it's working three temp jobs to stave off the accumulating interest on its student loan?

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meh's avatar meh @mharvey816.bsky.social
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It's going to preface everything with a reference to its thesis defense.

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Bret the beer snob 🍻's avatar Bret the beer snob 🍻 @bigbeersnob.bsky.social
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Rest easy, folks, you have 18 months to live before Skynet becomes self aware and kills us all.

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Nolan Zugernat's avatar Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social
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Mira Murati: I’ll show those fancy smart and creative people

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東遊記's avatar 東遊記 @journeytotheeast.bsky.social
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"the premises of your question was criticized by the second peer-reviewer as too unconventional, can you please attach a source to that claim?"

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Kaz wants Voting/Women’s Rights 🪰♥️🔬 🇯🇵 🇺🇦's avatar Kaz wants Voting/Women’s Rights 🪰♥️🔬 🇯🇵 🇺🇦 @kazukami.bsky.social
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😂

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Sara Chatfield's avatar Sara Chatfield @poliscisara.bsky.social
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“This is more of a comment than a question…”

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Alyson Decker's avatar Alyson Decker @alysondecker.bsky.social
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What’s the intelligence level now? Rando off the street?

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Rye appreciator's avatar Rye appreciator @jimadamsgeo.bsky.social
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"is not well understood...".

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Cody Harrison 's avatar Cody Harrison @codyharrison.bsky.social
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But ABD intelligence proved too costly to produce

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Levi L. Winters's avatar Levi L. Winters @leviwinters.bsky.social
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Oh my God, college flashbacks 😭

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Sean Skunk-Cabbage ⚓'s avatar Sean Skunk-Cabbage ⚓ @moldybasil.bsky.social
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I've always thought AI needed more Imposter syndrome

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