Writer of unmarketable scripts and unlikeable skeets. Cohost of the Movie Memory Machine podcast.
is that Smithers with his back to us? I'm going off haircut and the fact that he appears to be using his body to shield Mr. Burns from an incoming katana strike
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This is the perfect set of circumstances for Speed Racer (2008)
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The Atlantic is a legacy publication with such a storied history and it's really sad to see that in the past decade or so they've made the editorial choice to just print the dumbest shit anybody has ever thought of
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maybe I'll start playing communist sim city on the fourth of july, as a treat
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false, I have yet to see a single skeleton in a party hat in Baldur's Gate
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it is downloaded and waiting for me but I keep putting off playing it because I'm terrified of what I'm sure will be an absolutely brutal six week learning curve
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my girlfriend's Jewish stepmom went to Duke in the 1990s and she also had southern classmates who asked about her horns. weird, wild stuff
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Ever since, that's what I think of when I see this thing. Of all the things he wrote, Chinatown probably made a bigger impression on me overall, but as someone who lives in the San Fernando Valley that piece of writing is the one that I relate to the most. Anyway RIP dogg thanks for the great movies
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15 years ago I exchanged two emails with Robert Towne. I mentioned that I was living in Universal City, trying to find inspiration living in the shadow of the NBC Universal building. He responded, "Try to find a better source of inspiration; I've always thought it looks like a big coffin."
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The interview is here if you want to read about Canada's greatest hero in his own words: forrestcrow.proboards.com/thread/6630
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Some MSTie tracked this actor (Bruce J Mitchell, RIP) down online in the early 2000s and interviewed him. He'd never seen the movie, never got paid for it, never heard of MST3k, and had no idea how many hearts Rowsdower touched. He was just doing dinner theater in Canada, living his best life.
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"favor-ITE scenario" is a particular phrase that has stuck in my head for decades
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What if Cybertruck but an RV
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Black voters resurrected Biden's primary campaign in 2020. It was one of the biggest come from behind victories in modern political history and all these centrist columnists loved it. And now they're totally uninterested in those voters and their preferences!
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Brilliant idea Mr Kristof! we'll just have Sherrod Brown vacate his red state Senate seat to run for president. I'm sure Ohio's Republican governor will appoint a Democrat in his place so as not to threaten our fragile majority, because of civility and norms
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The thing that's telling and exasperating about the centrist "Biden must drop out" calls is that... this was their guy! They act like the left insisted on him! But Biden was the guy they were saying Democrats should instead rally around when it looked like we might pick Bernie!
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I think Kamala is pretty good and I think her political operation is pretty bad. Her 2020 campaign had the DeSantis problem of being way too online and it sank an otherwise promising candidacy.
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Yeah whatever happened to Obama's VP? The gaffe machine who The Onion was always clowning on?
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So whatever donor cash doesn't get eaten by legal fees is going to an outside organization run by an incompetent grifter, which will then be dispersed to a bunch of independent contractors with little oversight and a general mandate to "get voters to the polls"... Seems bad
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maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again
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I also don't get where the idea comes from that Biden should step aside and therefore deprive the Democrats of incumbency advantage, which is one of the major things he has going for him
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This is the way.
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Republicans are on a historic popular vote losing streak and they just lopped off another 5% of their dwindling base, seems fine
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Of course it didn't, real heads know this is more of a Eugene vibe
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teeny tiny john cazale
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Agree 100% but these were actually Obama judges. Utter clown shit from the Democrats here
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"I've ALWAYS thought Lara Croft was a smokin' hot babe."
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vault boy would never do that, he loves me
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the same crowd who lose their minds over a period-inaccurate flashlight attachment on the hero's gun are spending hours justifying why a post-apocalyptic wanderer should wear a push-up bra and skintight pants
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if you want to see this for yourself you can find it in the overseer's office in Vault 45 next to two skeletons wearing birthday party hats. you have to fight a bunch of feral ghouls and hack a computer to get in but there's a plasma rifle in the safe under the desk
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I have a podcast about major wide release movies that society collectively forgot. This week we talked about Barnyard, a 2006 animated children's comedy featuring Kevin James, Sam Elliott, and Shaggy which led us into extended discussions of "Animal Farm" and cow afterbirth. I think it's a banger.
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quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn't a hit
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Protip: Summon Water is a very useful spell to have on hand because sooner or later you or someone you love will be on fire
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While we're talking about reasons young people might move rightward, a few months ago someone noted that for a lot of kids, rage against successful anti-bullying initiatives stopping them from bullying queers like their dads want is effectively their political identity. That's the Republican base.
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At least once a week I yell "SLOW DOWN!" at cars that go speeding up my street
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The Oregon Supreme Court gave a shit, when they told him he couldn't run for governor because he didn't live in Oregon
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Every former president finds their own way to continue their public service, whether it's Jimmy Carter starting Habitat for Humanity or Obama producing "Leave The World Behind"
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"The Emperor HATES us."
"He's just a smarter man than us. He's got a brain the size of a planet."
"And a big COCK of an Astronomicon choir. Like a big fucking rooster saying GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM and stuff."
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If it was this one the judge would have been required to give him a high five
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I just found something I like about Kyrsten Sinema: while she endangers her constituents by opposing progressive policies, at least she doesn't directly endanger them with shitty driving
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sam alito
in tuxedo
gets recorded
incognito
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Check her out at 1:36 talking about how Steve Rubell is a genius who thinks nobody likes him (and at around 1:00 where they ask what she's doing tonight and she says she can't mention it on TV)
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you couldn't make Time Pussy today, because of Woke
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if we amended the constitution tomorrow to make married people ineligible to be Supreme Court justices we'd have a nicely streamlined two-member court consisting of Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor
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forget about packing the Supreme Court or impeaching justices; just ban them from getting married and you'll take a lot of the worst actors out of the equation
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holy SHIT John Oliver
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One factor could be that housing costs are out of control, so people who previously could afford Walmart ground beef are now cutting back to make rent
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Can you link me to an infographic or like an explainer video to help me understand this
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Asking my friends if they want to watch that Mike Myers movie from the late 1990s where he hangs out in a nightclub full of colorfully dressed dancing extras, then reveling in their confusion when I put on 54 instead of the movie they were expecting
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Space marine helmet pops open to reveal Danny McBride. He growls "You wanna piece'a me, boy?" Smash cut to title card and release date
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