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maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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like, these are two old dudes who should be retired on some porch someplace nice and long out of the public consciousness, but they aren’t, and that’s just how shit is so I guess I got better things to sweat

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Delorian Tokes's avatar Delorian Tokes @delorian.bsky.social
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he is the crap that he always was but really mad at his team. How bad at your job do you have to be to not help set this person up with so many softballs lobbed and waiting to knock out of the park?! Really bad, thats how bad.

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This is partly media's self fulfilling prophecies at work. They either wanted a moment to seize on him fucking up or were betrayed of their epic trump owning moment that they jumped in with the former without care.

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་'s avatar riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
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Yep. Worth a watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaaE...

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Doug Hayden's avatar Doug Hayden @skoryy.bsky.social
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Bert the Kitten's avatar Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
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When has Biden ever faced any adversity like this before? He was a 40 term Senator with a super safe seat. Even Michael Jordan finally got too old.

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Rev. Magdalen's avatar Rev. Magdalen @revmagdalen.bsky.social
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I think what's alarming people is this wasn't that. This wasn't him telling a meandering story using weird terms, or flubbing words. He wasn't himself last night. This morning he's himself again, but how will he be at 9pm tonight? I think it was a mistake to refuse to use alertness drugs.

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How many undecided voters were watching yesterday's debate to decide who they were going to vote for? There can not be that many. I don't care what Biden's flaws are, I am not voting for Trump. And I am quite sure that all Republicans will eventually vote for Trump.

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Uncle Dude 's avatar Uncle Dude @jurisdudence.bsky.social
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Crank the Loggins and have a couple Yuengling.

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Catherine the 🍓Redhead 's avatar Catherine the 🍓Redhead @rapieress.bsky.social
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Kapitalradio's avatar Kapitalradio @kapitalradio.bsky.social
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Did you actually watch it? I feel like people who didn’t see it aren’t grasping how bad it was

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Stephen Webb's avatar Stephen Webb @stephenwebb.bsky.social
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Schedule him a town hall in the capital of every swing state for October and let him cook, make sure one is scheduled to happen when we find out the result of Trump's civil trial appeal so we can get his live reaction.

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MikeyT00's avatar MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social
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10 bucks we get viewership numbers and this is like the least viewed debate in the history of ever. The public is checked out this election cycle. Media numbers have plummeted in an election year. That just doesn't happen. This will not move the needle one iota. No debate in the last 25 years has.

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⛱️ Shore-by Camp-acio 🏕️'s avatar ⛱️ Shore-by Camp-acio 🏕️ @virtuistic.bsky.social
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Seriously. This is Joe Gaffe Biden. There were so many memes about this.

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Nick's avatar Nick @nwbvt.bsky.social
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The length of that history is kinda the problem.

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irishoutsider's avatar irishoutsider @irishoutsider.bsky.social
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This C-SPAN clip going around shows he’s perfectly capable of giving one of those big dog “MAH FELLOW AHMERICANS” speeches at the convention.

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Jen in Motion's avatar Jen in Motion @jeninmotion.bsky.social
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It's PTSD from 2016 and 2020 getting me anxious. Plus John Roberts telling us he can and will take away anything good with his court of old Catholic fash.

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Fat Kid Heavy Industries. 's avatar Fat Kid Heavy Industries. @hailthefatkid.bsky.social
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The political version of the old farmer from Norway that won a bicycle race. Or Burt Munro.

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Brianna Chesser's avatar Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social
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This is the best assessment of Biden I’ve ever seen, hands down.

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Karl Magnacca's avatar Karl Magnacca @kmagnacca.bsky.social
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Also Trump got his ass absolutely handed to him in every other GE debate and it didn’t make a bit of difference. Makes me skeptical this will either.

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jaker's avatar jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
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it’s like Bama going into the fourth quarter only up 1 score. Close enough to get your interest but cmon we know what’s gonna happen oh look there’s hugh freeze supporting the other side

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Dave Eves's avatar Dave Eves @cinemavsdave.bsky.social
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Agent of chaos, Joe Biden

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Helen/Tina/Boob Punch's avatar Helen/Tina/Boob Punch @tinavstammy.bsky.social
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lol true, I used to call him "Good Ol' Foot-in-Mouth Joe"

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Rye appreciator's avatar Rye appreciator @jimadamsgeo.bsky.social
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Well if you remember Obama did not have a promising first debate. He did okay. Wouldn't surprise me if Biden had a few strong innings in him yet.

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Nick Katz's avatar Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social
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Debate coach: "The other side is trying to say that you're jacked up on everything from mountain dew to speed, so get out there, you 82 year old with a stutter, and do your best Jamie Taco impression. That'll teach them."

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aheago to the polls's avatar aheago to the polls @chemotaxis.bsky.social
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joe biden we need you to gun it in your 'vette one last time

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Gale Has a Point's avatar Gale Has a Point @ohnoyouwint.bsky.social
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I think dementia and its ilk are battles he or anyone just can’t possibly win. There is no giggling for him at the end of this, just 2-3 years of being Weekend at Bernies’d around the world then dying in office

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