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Woah woah woah. Biden's going to drop out and our second best option is only 2% better in the polls? How dumb are we? Show me someone Biden will endorse that has money and +10 or better polls and only THEN drop out.

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It's Hershey's Mint Moose Tracks.

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We've decided to rebrand it to the Trump Court.

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The Apprentice made a lot of money for NBC and I think there are still execs that consider Trump part of the team and go to bat for him. I think Trump and the network have mutually benefited in the years since in many subtle and not so subtle ways.

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One coequal branch of government enjoys absolute immunity from criminal prosecution but the other coequal branches don't.

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We're just worried that if you're thinking about doing a crime you might hesitate.

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Supreme Court gives Joe Biden the legal OK to assassinate Donald Trump

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Biden could pack the court tonight.

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Biden could stack the court tonight.

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I think that occasionally presidents might be called upon to commit crimes in the official interest of the country. If you're not prepared to be held accountable for the crimes you commit in the interest of the nation then don't run for president.

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Biden should officially commit some crimes why not.

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The thing from the debate that sticks with me the most is the golf exchange.

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Reiterating. ..I'm a little worried.

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Oh man. I would love to be a teacher in OK. Spend all day talking about all the wacky bullshit that's in the bible. My fucking dream job.

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I'm looking forward to the awkward moment tonight when Jill Biden walks on stage, kisses her husband then has to politely shake hands with Lindsey Graham

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They booed him when he hinted that he might be normal. Everything I need to know about Trump and his supporters is explained by his brief foray into professional wrestling.

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All immigration judges should be native American.

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I gave $25 to MSF once and have since received well more than $500 worth of envelopes, paper and postage. Perhaps we should mail paper checks for the minimum possible contribution to our political opponents so their time and assets are consumed in fruitless spam marketing campaigns.

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Is it supposed to be this? I always thought the joke of this meme was that the girl in the foreground is the same girl he's holding hands with but in a red dress but maybe she was grimace all along.

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I don't think I've ever donated money to someone that has more money than me so I'm not on any of these lists.

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New show idea. I call it Speed Justice. It's Justice delivered at high velocity. It's a judge, a prosecutor, a defense attorney and a cop that drive around the country in a van and deliver immediate binding justice. There's a little jail in the van. Episode 1: All the President's Men

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holy shit this can't be true if it is I will lol lmao for days

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The band's name is "Maus". The genre is Onkyokei.

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Or their manservant.

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Death bed Biden is better than Trump. Kamala is better than Trump. I'm not worried.

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My first amendment rights (hereafter referred to as TrumpRights™️) to listen to Trump's calls for violence have been denied.

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Drones, lots and lots of drones.

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There aren't enough people protecting journalists.

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If it wasn't for automobile company lobbyists we'd be living in efficient cities, cars would be luxuries not necessities and we'd have awesome choo-choos affordably zipping us from municipality to municipality.

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Laura Routh's avatar Laura Routh @laurarouth.bsky.social
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If you live in the U.S. West, I highly recommend this app. You can set notifications to alert you when there’s a fire in your county, and other counties, too. It’s that time of year. Stay safe!
www.watchduty.org

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This is an extremely Monday Monday.

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I have a right guaranteed by the first amendment to be required to listen to Trump encourage proud boys to kill cops. Motion granted.

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#PointFire in Sonoma Co. (100+ acres west of Healdsburg) is looking quite active this afternoon as winds increase & humidity decreases. Red Flag Warnings are in effect for Sacramento Valley and surrounding foothills (including North Bay hills) for tonight and/or Mon.#CAwx #CAfire

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I prefer this late night cheese image.

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It was a good set!

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It's called the Dunkin-Krustles effect and I am 100% right.

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If bsky dislikes cybertrucks how come there's so many pics of them? I hate Kia Rios and I do not post pics of Kia Rios.

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Make a band less Lil Nas IX

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This appears to be a blatant violation of the third amendment.

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If you don't have a big and highly visible Trump tattoo you're not a real Republican.

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Ahh. I finally get to meet the late, great Hannibal Lecter.

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Imagine if you were a leap second baby.

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