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bertolt rekt@voidwarbler.bsky.social |
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Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.
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playing KRZ for first time I was completely unaware of what kind of game it was because it came free with amazon prime, and there's a point in it late in the chapters where i genuinely felt I was having some kind of existential awakening. (it's a very good game)
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oh is there a football on? that's nice
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Hallo. This is Rupert.
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tayy
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duct taping myself to the ceiling fan and turning it on just to feel something (sick, please help me down)
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some days i'm not a man i'm a buzzing, dyspeptic AM radio, caterwauling a litany of angsts into the humming-hot air
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Love a gud croh (I have taken to feeding our nearest park's crows with little bits of venison dog treat. One day I shall have a corvid army at my beck and caw)
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Ed Morrish
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.
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The colour contrasts on this are so good they're practically synaesthetic: whatever the colour theory equivalent of an epsom bath is.
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more mr. nice guy
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turns out all my haters were just one weird guy with lots of costumes and wigs and stuff like that
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I bring no peas for ye, foul duck Thou art a green glutton Better my purse be fill'd with meat for the crows
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some days i'm not a man i'm a creaking, weathered bone library stacked with pain's histories
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I feel a kinship with the Bronies, I do, because in some ways I too desire to be a horse. Specifically, I want to be driven up and down the motorway in a metal box attached to a 4x4 whilst up to my eyeballs on ketamine
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Y chez Jean, cette fille s'est levée et a giflé son visage. Bof!
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Abigail Thorn
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ah oui, ils sont back in town, n’est pas?
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some days I'm not a man i'm a hairy pork-bag full to bursting with moral disquiets
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your phone should have a retractable spike that jabs you in your typing thumb as soon as you start trying to Post Through It. like the lament configuration
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Wow. unlocked a core childhood memory I wasn't aware was still up here in the filing cabinets Encarta / Winbrick afternoons on a nicotine-beige Windows 98 running monster
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Main take on Hellboy rerereboot is that Black Tom Cassidy is too slight and gnarled and angular to be a convincing Hellboy (without some CG-enhanced bulk on him at least, which; this film seems to have gone more practical). He'd make a better Abe Sapien
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too many folks claiming the sacred title of 'spooky binch' these days. oh you would have fucked prime era Vincent Price? insufficient. disqualified.
being down to fuck post-scissorhands Vincent - now that's the true measure of a spinch
#tt
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if you can't fix me for that i'll take two of your miniature brass diving suits to ponder over
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that's great pal but my guppy friends said you might be able to hook me up with something "off menu": small pebble i can choke on and die
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brb going down to the Shakespeare in the Park / christian metal fusion festival
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Jamie McKelvie
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A reminder that we have a Kickstarter going for our oversized coffee table art book of WicDiv covers right now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/kat...
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too many folks claiming the sacred title of 'spooky binch' these days. oh you would have fucked prime era Vincent Price? insufficient. disqualified.
being down to fuck post-scissorhands Vincent - now that's the true measure of a spinch
#tt
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Paul F. Tompkins
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It’s such a drag getting into arguments about a friend’s ugly bicycle and I’m sad to discover it happens all over the world
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- the hypothetical presumes your GP runs their surgery out of their converted house
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- if you don't have a pharmacy in your 7, the GP *can* order your medicines in, but it takes a few weeks
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- there is a big supermarket, a garden centre, and a 60s-built reasonably well-equipped library two towns over (but public transport is inconsistent)
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Some general established rules (from my sister and I arguing over this): - the socialising place can be a pub that does a few dishes or a restaurant with a bar but not both - hybrid shops like you'd get in larger towns are off the cards, so no greengrocer that doubles as a florist etc
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Fun hypothetical: You are transplanted into a small, semi-rural town. The high street has 7 shops and somewhere to socialise while you eat/drink. What 7 shops would *you* need in order to be happy (and what kind of socialising place)?
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chilli marmalade (making it and eating it)
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burnt my face and limbs in the sun today - where is the walnut hue of my grandfather, why can i only muster 'buttered prawn' ??
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Here, hear.
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Sold. I've been trudging through one of the usual overlong fetchy rpg joints and aching for a short but powerfully told story instead - this sounds just the ticket
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miss fugazi
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getting fucked up on five hour energy bbq sauce
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cobb salad apple basket motherfuckers
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Microplastics Sommelier
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
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I am not running especially low on 'yelling' - I have plenty in the tank to cover both known entity ultracon arsehats and the ostensibly 'leftwing' pillock I expect better of.
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mortgage - $200 groceries - $150 beer - $100 zany schemes - $300 hotdogs - enough to pay tuition for the vendor's children utilities - $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is ambiguously poor depending on the needs of the plot
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if youre a cop* you have to let me know *have put me in a starter pack
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your phone should have a retractable spike that jabs you in your typing thumb as soon as you start trying to Post Through It. like the lament configuration
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For the avoidance of doubt: not 'good' by any traditional metrics. The story is non-existent and relies on a fervent belief in the idea of Train Jesus, the lyrics are nonsensical rhyming couplets stretching far beyond the bounds of comprehension to make train puns. But hell's bells what a spectacle!
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got invited to go see Train + Cocaine: The Musical in wembley and it is: fantastic! and fantastically silly. "like Transformers but gayer and sexier" basically. very good.
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"Put some sauce on it."
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Noot noot, motherfuckers
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People often misunderstand the character and attempt to blunt or sand off his misanthropic, nihilistic edges, to make him 'cutesy' even, but make no mistake: Pingu would fucking *hate* most of you
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hairy lycra
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licking 9v batteries but, like, in a sex-positive way
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"No no, no, our thing's called The Rupture. We believe that (on the appointed day) everyone's just going to fully fuckin' explode."
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simone
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the woke mob doesn't want you to know this but you can in fact eat roleplaying dice. just pop em in your mouth. crunch down on those bad boys. they're full of vitamins
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