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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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He's sending SEAL Team Six.
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Argylle, the latest film from the twisted mind of Matthew Vaughn, streaming on AppleTV+ on April 12.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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He's sending SEAL Team Six.
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Doctor Memory
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Sigh, I had to make this at work today.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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It's not mea ingfully different from banning any other class of people and I don't know why it's usually allowed.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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There are a few kinds of businesses (bars, MAYBE theaters) where it makes sense to have age restrictions but in general businesses that don't allow children are just blatantly discriminatory.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Alright I'm enjoying Strands on NYT games but they either need to get rid of the "Today's Theme" hint box or make them way harder.
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Probably fake, any that are real are probably angels or demons.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Got some Bluesky invite codes if anyone needs one BTW
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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My fifteen year-old self: "Wow, PRESIDENT Trump? And that Covid thing sounds terrible. At least it probably gave you a lot of time to play the latest Guitar Hero. You guys must be on Guitar Hero 15 by this point. Time traveller me, lip quivering: "My child,
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Somewhere up in heaven there's a medieval Dutch merchant who lost 80 billion guilders speculating on tulips going "this economy doesn't seem very sustainable."
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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It really is a tiny number of people doing this too!
Every "p*ssy in bio" reply on Twitter is from ONE SINGLE COMPANY.
nymag.com/intelligence...
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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I genuinely think this is bots making content for bots.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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truly insane ecosystem of boomer-bait bots making content for boomer bots and it's spiraling into whatever this is.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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I've also been puzzling over this for a bit. As best as I can tell, we've hit this weird singularity where bots are imitating boomers, they're replying "Amen" to things that look like Boomers would interact with, and other bots are making content they think boomers will like, so you've got this
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Don't get mad but I would be in the theater opening night for that.
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I know times are hard for a lot of people and lots of people need financial help; please feel bo obligation! But if supplying books for middle schoolers is something you happen to be passionate about, a few dollars would go a long way!
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I'm currently raising funds to buy books for my 6th grade English classroom. My contention is that most classroom books are terrible and I'm trying really hard to cultivate a good library. If you have a couple of bucks to spare you'd like to donate to my book library fund, you can venmo here:
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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So the New York Times really is just actively stumping for Trump now, huh?
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knowing that the white house just signed a massive parkinson’s bill in july changes the entire tone of this story so much that this makes it wildly, horrifically offensive
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Delete your account 👍
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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National Treasure is one of the very few movies you actually couldn't make today.
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FYI if you get the three-month AppleTV trial, it's enough time to watch Argylle 864 times.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Quote website using AI to pull quotes from famous people keeps doing this lol:
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Amy A
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Elvie 🌿🌲
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googled to check my spelling and. lmao
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Damn Kendrick really got everyone on the Not Like Us video.
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Jeremy Doan
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til I learned that Jaws (as in the movie) is an acrostic: Just Another Wandering Shark
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Matt Poppe
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Holding space for all of us for whom July 4 is a bittersweet day. I never even knew my founding father
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WE ARE NOT ASHAMED
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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It's so funny that they think Sound of Freedom was successful because people crave that kind of content, and not because the movie ends with a big QR code to buy more tickets and Jim Caviezel telling you kids will die if you don't scan it.
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No way this is real. NO WAY they're making a Bonhoeffer spy thriller.
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Please clap
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Alright I think I have a good way to go anonymous but still be recognized by any Twitter mutuals that migrate.
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Reminder of the great karmic wheel we live within. All punishment that Trump escapes will be visited on Giuliani. In this the Great Equilibrium of All Things is preserved.
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I will be thinking about Jeremy Irons yelling "When a beekeeper says you're going to die, you're going to die" on my deathbed.
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One of the metrics I use to judge how effective a movie is is how much I think about it afterwards. By that metrics, I've probably spent less than half the time thinking about Civil War as I have The Beekeeper this year.
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"I hope this cantrip of sending finds you well." How your cantrip of sending finds me:
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Sharon Kuruvilla
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pee wee herman-palladino
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obviously not the biggest reason why interest in Christianity has waned over the past 100 years but i think we gotta start illuminating the manuscripts again. everybody likes to see a little guy riding a snail or getting stabbed in the balls by a rabbit off to the side of Ephesians
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8-1???
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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My kid is always saying this
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tyler walk with me
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lib twitter resorting to fake kid anecdotes …truly dire
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Anyway, I got a full-time teaching job! Very excited. But it's an election year and I need a place to blow off steam so we're going back to fully anonymous. Bald Mickey may or may not stay.
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"The courts actually have the final say on what's constitutional" no they don't! Go to hell!
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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We literally don't have to let them do this. The Supreme Court just kind of declared itself in charge of America in 1803 and we all just went along with it for some reason. We can stop going along with it at any time.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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Proposal for the next debate: Both candidates are put on a Dark Souls twitch stream. First one to get out of the Asylum becomes president.
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#1 Daredevil (2003) Fan
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It's over
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