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Darius Whiteplume
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Post something red if you’d like
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Darius Whiteplume@dariusw.bsky.social |
370 followers 297 following 7360 posts
♎️ 🪩 🥗 🏳️🌈 💑 💍 🩲 🔞🐈⬛🎧🦈🎄🍑🏀🗽🦄 Blah blah blah. Yeah I have a feed, but whatever.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Post something red if you’d like
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Needed energy today so listened to my first love Kylie album.
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Extremely on Summer Break
@extremelyuncanny.com
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Hey everyone! If you didn’t know, I am a high school science teacher in rural Tennessee. I am working on improving my classroom along with getting some key supplies. My students & I would greatly appreciate if you could support our classroom. Please share. Thank you!! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Darius Whiteplume
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I put “be gay, do crimes” on my work to do list and stole the show, so… ✅
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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We do not have notes, and they do not like smokable vs edible, though I smell weed constantly in Raleigh.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Adjusting myself.
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bsky fairy 🧚🏽
@krissywrites.bsky.social
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daddy is gender neutral
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Darius Whiteplume
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Their lips are lying, only real is real.
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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fat nudes
@fatnudes.bsky.social
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it should be illegal to call "bagel thins" bagels like against the law i am so serious
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Math’s hard lemonade
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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The hardest part of self care is believing you deserve it.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I’ve never been in one, but they are little illegal gambling places. Might be a local term?
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I’ve made a lot of progress. Not on things I was asked to accomplish, but
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Meet me at the BK that turned into a Fish Tables. Bring duct tape.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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If only I had the emotional bandwidth…
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Timothy S. Brannan
@timsbrannan.bsky.social
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Mail Call: More Mayhem from Dark Wizard Games
Nice little surprise in the mail today. Two new adventures from Mark Taormino's Maximum Mayhem adventures from Dark Wizard Games.
theotherside.timsbrannan.com/2024/07/mail...
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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D's humor scale from least to most funny, by reaction: 1: haha 2: lol 3: lmao 4: stop it 5: LOL 6: fuck off 7: [an actual laugh] 8: smdh 9: [silent smirk] 10: jesus christ what is wrong with you
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I think I’m through that phase, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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got too much baby oil between my buttcheeks walking down stairs feels like i don’t have brakes
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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a critical mass but it's just a buncha blow-hards in the replies
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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I'm just here, on The Internet, for the classy takes.
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TaboobooSF™️
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Why is it called a vibrator and not a selfie stick?
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I have the dumbest thing to post. Yes, dumber than previous.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Mike’s hard to believe claims about the moon landing.
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Darius Whiteplume
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Swear 👏 to 👏 goddess 👏
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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The WFH ones too.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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One of the benefits of presenting queer is when white dudes start talking their awful white dude shit they look at me briefly for commiseration and then think better of it.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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My phone: Your battery is below 20 percent. Me: yOuR BaTtEry iS BeLoW 20 pErCeNt!
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Darius Whiteplume
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Natch. 😁
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Look, if you get in the elevator and stand in front of the button panel and _don’t_ ask people what floor they want then you don’t get to complain that they should have asked when they reach past you. Either fucking ask or move your self entitled ass out of the way.
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Darius Whiteplume
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I’m not saying I think the men in my building are pricks. I’m saying I know they are pricks.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I have two mutuals who appear to hate each other and neither interacts with me. Are they my parents?
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Nerds.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Deactivating/reactivating my account repeatedly to create a strobe effect.
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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[my first day working at area 51] Me: so where’s the other 50?
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I gave the word “covfefe” as my name at Starbucks and I saw all of the employees spit into my latte
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Turned on High Contrast mode just to feel something.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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being funny as a result of past family trauma is like sad nepotism
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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no offense ma’am but you baby’s an asshole
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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This explains that night the lights went out in Georgia.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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the heads of my ENEMIES
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I say “this mother fucker right here” more times before 9am than most people do all day.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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Responding “Tentative” to meeting requests as a flex.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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“The hardest part is finding the time.” That sounds like something someone who believes they deserve it would say.
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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The hardest part of self care is believing you deserve it.
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