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La Captain Oblivious

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My 9-year-old randomly: “I just look at people and think it’s funny we all have buttholes.” Welp.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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your nine year old is going to be amazing on bluesky

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Peter's avatar Peter @pschastain.bsky.social
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Clearly didn't get it from you

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Corbett 's avatar Corbett @gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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Butthole, the Great Equalizer

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Coolbone Minoxidil's avatar Coolbone Minoxidil @dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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Yeah my kids are gifted too but you don’t see me showing off about it

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ramza saddiq's avatar ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz
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the family that admires buttholes together stays together

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Go Deep, I'll Look for You's avatar Go Deep, I'll Look for You @godeep.bsky.social
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He’s not wrong.

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Aaron Sofaer 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Aaron Sofaer 🏳️‍⚧️ @aaronsofaer.bsky.social
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That's... not at all wrong!

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Praesentia 's avatar Praesentia @praesentia.bsky.social
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Your 9 year old is very wise!!

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CJ's avatar CJ @arsonfly.bsky.social
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I've been like that since I was a kid. There's something wrong with me.

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B J. Witkin's avatar B J. Witkin @itsjustbeej.bsky.social
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RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE EDIT OF CATS!!!

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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All are better off when acknowledging this fact.

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Michelle's avatar Michelle @leftorwright.bsky.social
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And, your work is done!! 😆

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Mañana's avatar Mañana @ckysophie.bsky.social
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really wish kids nowadays would call it by the correct name......balloon knot..sounds more edgy

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Mattin317's avatar Mattin317 @ellismc.bsky.social
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I assume you told him about these guys.
youtu.be/iPxIfODk_rI?...

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's avatar @hawkslight.bsky.social
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it's true, I too have a butthole

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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It’s like the feeling of sonder, but for butts

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Roger Vaillancourt's avatar Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social
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And did you know, each is unique like a fingerprint and could conceivably be used for authentication?

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