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Ygrene ✔️

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[Alien family passing Earth] *door lock noise*

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SteveEveLibertineDreⒶm 's avatar SteveEveLibertineDreⒶm @steveevelibertine.bsky.social
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Currently playing Fallout 3, where I am robbing aliens for weapons and resources Earth is the bad part of town

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Chris & Luna's avatar Chris & Luna @cconrady.bsky.social
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I actually have that on a travertine drink coaster

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Secretoriginz 's avatar Secretoriginz @secretoriginz.bsky.social
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People make that noise when I cross the street in front of the cars.

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contemptress's avatar contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
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“do not even stop for gas on that planet”

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Mouthy Bitch's avatar Mouthy Bitch @mouthbitch.bsky.social
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Like when we used to roll up the car windows (pre-AC) if we were riving through Newark.

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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hell yeah

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Zobralolz's avatar Zobralolz @zobralolz.bsky.social
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*rolls up windows*

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optiMSTie's avatar optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
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Harsh but not unmerited.

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ǫᴜᴇ sᴀʀᴀʜ sᴀʀᴀʜ     ₜₕₑᵧ/ₛₕₑ's avatar ǫᴜᴇ sᴀʀᴀʜ sᴀʀᴀʜ ₜₕₑᵧ/ₛₕₑ @sarahndipity.bsky.social
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Haha 69

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fredesque's avatar fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
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woooo

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Existential Dread Inc 💀👺's avatar Existential Dread Inc 💀👺 @dchatenay.bsky.social
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at first I thought it was (human) house doors locking then I realized it was probably the (alien) spaceship doors locking and I like how this joke works both ways

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lukelukeluke's avatar lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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That’s fair

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3rd date haver 's avatar 3rd date haver @torsionham.bsky.social
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Actually, in space, no-one can hear your lock your doors

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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YES

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