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My daughter’s boyfriend was complaining about how difficult it is to be a guy. My daughter reached into her purse, pulled out a pad and said, “here, cry into this.”
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This guy would like to force possibly pregnant 1 year olds to be forced to continue a pregnancy & give birth.
He has a 16 year old daughter (poor girl)and is running for governor of Missouri.
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Yep, and we aint on it.
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Maybe nobody told her about Clarence? It's been in the news a lot but maybe she was busy.
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I had no idea that public colleges HAD legacy admissions!
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I hope it's the ladybug type where the wings can be pulled back and it's all glittery underneath them.
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I'm guessing it's this guy.
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You're not missing much. Even if you were at that guy's meeting you could fake it.
Or, you could ruin the whole thing by clapping.
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I always hated the Jets because I can only snap with my left hand. Bunch of snappy showoffs.
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Unidentified merchant marine officer sitting in some guy's lap. collections.sea.museum/en/objects/2...
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I'm sorry, you're right. It's so dismissive.
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My father was a police officer. He died in 1980. When my mom died we were going through her things and there was a commendation from NYPD for my father. He got 2 burglars to surrender by shooting over their heads.
My theory is he missed.
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She drowned. I guess the cop did crash, into a river.
The officer who drove into the river was texting w/ his wife, all proud of himself that he'd made an arrest. Then he killed the woman he arrested.
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I am absolutely NOT claiming all cops will intentionally murder you. Some will kill you through incompetence and dipshittery.
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So today I learned about Girl Scout Troop 6000, a Girl Scout troop entirely of girls living in NYC homeless shelters.
I also learned that you can buy all your Girl Scout cookies directly from them on-line.
Which I just did.
And, if anyone else wishes to, can be done here:
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But would you post the video online? I would not. I'm a compulsive hand washer when I'm cooking, but I'd be more compulsive in a video I wanted to share with the world.
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MOOT-zu-RELL and they do that chef's kiss which gets spit in their hands and then they continue to use that hand to spread out the cheese.
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They used $$$ worth of butter in a $6 pan to warm up shrimp. Did they open a bag of pre-shredded cheese and call it "fresh Mozzerella!"
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I've never lived in Maryland but I moved to Delaware 4 years ago and every supermarket sells several brands of scrapple. They also have a lot of Old Bay endcap displays.
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Ah yes nothing says I’m the good guy like going on a rant about how The Hague can’t stop you
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Was it John Cuzack? I think he uses lists because he used to block me but we're OK now.
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So weird that these guys want to get rid of the IRS
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Mood today.
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Same plus lots of fishing boats with Trump flags in Ocean City MD.
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You'll have the same middle name as Jesus Christ.
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Unless you're trying to get pregnant & testing constantly, it's not long enough to know you're pregnant. It's effectively a ban but they can pretend they aren't forcing children and other rape victims to continue a pregnancy because, "Look. We have a SIX-week OK window!"
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There's also Cologuard, It's an easy alternative if you cannot do the colonoscopy. It's easy and no prep is needed.
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They also had to recast Ado Annie because they found out the first person they gave the part to wasn't a big enough slut.
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How sad.
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It's so sad & having seen a photo of the man in drag, he carried it off so well. He was hot! What a waste, because of religious idiots.
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OMG, I just read this to someone & then had to explain the joke.
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I read Mystic River mostly because I was mad at the ending of the movie. I wanted to see the real ending & I was right, that movie ending did not happen in the book. Then I binged Dennis Lehane. All of his books are great.
Off to the library to reread now!
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saw an education institution posting about teaching students to weld with classes. Zero face masks, except for the welding mask. Turns out I guess kids shouldn't have to work down their immunity debt to blinding light and sparks????
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