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Ed Zitron

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Six for me two for wife

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A Cheeseburger Pillow's avatar A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
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Imagining the BNL guys ad libbing this into One Week

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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SIx wife for me to two

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Matt Hope's avatar Matt Hope @matthopeart.bsky.social
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No one is willing to discuss the burger gap

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Defaulty's avatar Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
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2 fat dumps. Big old fat shits

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Nerdahedron's avatar Nerdahedron @nerdahedron.bsky.social
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What's the term for being so hungry you can't math any more?

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Grumpy Rootbeer's avatar Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social
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They call it a Husband's Dozen

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jay's avatar jay @kuppermann.xyz
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25 or 6 to wife

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Best when finished before leaving the driveway

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Austin's avatar Austin @austinfound.bsky.social
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I want to know where he puts it

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Alten Försterei in SF 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Alten Försterei in SF 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @nickel76.bsky.social
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Yeah but the fries are shitty

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Alan Au's avatar Alan Au @alanau.bsky.social
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This works best when read with a thick pirate accent.

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Jam's avatar Jam @gorsh.bsky.social
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2 burger wife guy

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's avatar @xsasuke.bsky.social
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Only one,one.

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Ea-nāṣir's avatar Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social
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As big an appetite as I have, could probably only do a little over three of those.

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busco quadnary's avatar busco quadnary @imaghost.ooo
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I'm less shocked that a guy who posts pictures of his burgers on Reddit eats six than I am that his unpictured wife eats two

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David Slack's avatar David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social
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#QuantumMechanics

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VoteBlue4ever 's avatar VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social
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In-and-Out. Miss 'em.

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Trapped in a Suburban Hellhole's avatar Trapped in a Suburban Hellhole @carljanderson.bsky.social
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Just order 3 4x4s and cut out some bread.. Reminds me, I ordered a 4x4 Animal Style once and the cook peel out from around the corner to see who ordered it

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Cool Ronch Doritos's avatar Cool Ronch Doritos @ronthony.bsky.social
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They call this the reverse punisher

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曹昌倫's avatar 曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social
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Wait, I only see six total...

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Heart Faced Lover 💿🩷😃💕💿's avatar Heart Faced Lover 💿🩷😃💕💿 @kelci.bsky.social
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At least they're In-n-Out burgers 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Justin Noormand's avatar Justin Noormand @justin-noormand.bsky.social
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All other ridiculousness aside, I’m confused by the sliced pickles. In n out burgers come with the pickles diced into the special sauce. Is this some secret menu thing

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Matt Eitner's avatar Matt Eitner @mkeitner.bsky.social
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64 me 24 wife

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skink's avatar skink @skink.bsky.social
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I like that the "two for wife" aren't even pictured

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Jeff M's avatar Jeff M @sfjeff.bsky.social
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We’ve asked 6 people, going on 2 minutes now. Just unreal...

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RDS (formerly shawphd)'s avatar RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social
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Six But two for wife Even though six are for me 🫨

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Pixel Pushers Union 512's avatar Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social
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Wive Guys Burgers

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Chris Vermilion's avatar Chris Vermilion @verm.me
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one for each day of the week

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magic h🎱's avatar magic h🎱 @magichateball.bsky.social
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When a burger evaporates that's what they call the wife's share

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As A Dog-man ☭'s avatar As A Dog-man ☭ @scooterdavis.bsky.social
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This is uh, kind of what I expect from Burger Reddit

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big fat dynamo's avatar big fat dynamo @davegrapes.bsky.social
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[Rupert Holmes voice] If you want six honkin burgers And maybe two for the wife

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harrier's avatar harrier @harrier-hexx.bsky.social
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This is the first time I have ever looked at in n out and thought “that is a tasty burger”

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Chris Gentle's avatar Chris Gentle @xop.co
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He's going to feed two to wife like she's a baby bird

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Rust Belt Enjoyer's avatar Rust Belt Enjoyer @grant-at-galena.bsky.social
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I'm just going to say it. In n Out is overrated.

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Michael Metivier 's avatar Michael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social
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I’m assuming he stores two in his crop and doles them out to her over several days

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Cameron McCartney's avatar Cameron McCartney @camyoureyes.bsky.social
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Prenups be like.

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Bill's avatar Bill @segfahlt.bsky.social
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man. that's just mean. I'm in Puerto Rico and I can't get these bad boys. Miss them so much.

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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti's avatar A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti @spagritty.bsky.social
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i, too, am a connoisseur of bowel obstructions

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