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A Cheeseburger Pillow
@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
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In an alternate universe we are rolling our eyes at Hillary Clinton trying to unseat incumbent Jeb Bush so she can serve her second nonconsecutive term.
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Andy Richter
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Brendel
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Ok but for real, incredible dog acting for the poster. Aaron Eckhart and the dog were told to do the same steely glare and the dog outacted him.
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Prisonculture
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Nothing is stopping every single Democratic elected official and apparatchik from taking the airwaves every single day to articulately and decisively repeat a set of cogent talking points about Trump (ie 45). Nothing. Dem PACs could be slamming him with ads now. Stop whining and do that.
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "this is getting fucking ridiculous" — for the future of our democracy, this game of gotcha has got to end. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Fireworks are done everyone shut up
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Fireworks explode in spheres, right? Like they are big orbs? They're in every direction at once? Was taking an edible before seeing fireworks a mistake?
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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DC area is under a boil advisory because of some infrastructure issue leading to unclear water, so I had to open a nonalcoholic beer to take my antidepressants at 6AM, Happy 4th of July
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Help me out here, sports people: who was that football guy in the soup commercial?
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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At the carper store, doing a deep split on each until I find juuuuust the right texture.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Going into this 4th of July weekend feels like traveling to a wedding for that couple you just know is going to end up getting a disastrous divorce.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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istfg if I google "Thierry Goz" and see like a million results I am gonna be so disappointed that I didn't get there first
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Thierry Goz
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Idea for a paperback novel series: "Terry Goz" (sounds like "there he goes")
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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🌝 Honestly this fella has changed my life. Completely reshaped my perspective on a lot of issues.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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It feels like I specifically have let the country down that this suggestion even exists.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Load Biden's consciousness into an LLM (ironically)
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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"This too shall pass" okay cool quick q what "passed" in the first place that you're so goddam confident "this" will "too" everything you told me would "pass" is still fucking me up and I'm fucking sick of it
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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RIP Martin Mull
youtu.be/LOcuh7GLWzo?...
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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I guarantee he workshopped the message with the all dude group chat.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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My doctor threw up and screamed THAT'S TOO MANY TOES! and threw up again and my copay was $1200
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Everyone loves me [citation needed]
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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There are two types of Jeep drivers: Weirdly overprotective dads, and the daughters of weirdly overprotective dads.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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You know what, fuck it, let's let the AI take over. If we made a world like this then yeah fine whatever
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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You do too know who that is, he's Clark Kent, he's a reporter
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Comfortably Numb
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"Nobody has ever died from being to warm outside"
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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The dishwasher, my douche
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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[ABBA voice] "Wanerooge/ I was defeated when the boat got stuck"
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Disney and Hulu need to figure their shit out, for me, personally. I don't care if they fix it for you.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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I could never be a gynecologist. Too hard to spell.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Forget Nancy Reagan, Mary Todd was the original First Lady Throat Goat
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Me at the top of the escalator
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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If you scoop dip onto a spoon you can stick the spoon into the crumbs and they stick to the dip and make a little chip truffle. (Blame Jon Gabrus for the idea when you have a heart attack)
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A Whole Damn Town!
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Twin Peaks: A One Eyed Jacks chip with a missing piece.
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Elle
@elleisanisland.bsky.social
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
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ceej
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bongos: perfect name. that’s exactly what they are
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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A superhero named Red Panda Man whose superpower is that whenever someone mentions him everyone in the room saya, ooo i love red pandas they're suh cuuute!
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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I just joined the Party of Five. We're Party of Six now.
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Jason, ex Inferis
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Every album from The Decemberists
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Once on an elevator I said my coworker's orange shirt made him look like he just got fired from his job as an assistant manager at Howard Johnson's and a stranger on the elevator laughed so hard and so long we heard her through the doors after we got off the elevator.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Asking everyone to share your proudest zings.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Once on an elevator I said my coworker's orange shirt made him look like he just got fired from his job as an assistant manager at Howard Johnson's and a stranger on the elevator laughed so hard and so long we heard her through the doors after we got off the elevator.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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I will keep this in mind should I ever receive a compliment.
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Micah
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what if - hear me out - we replaced much of the tech media with Lying Cat
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Round, juicy, and bursting with seed
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A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Googling "is tequila hydrating" over and over until I get the answer I want
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