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Harley

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Marxist-Leninist, free Palestine, he/him

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in a work meeting, someone joked that the government should sponsor trolling so I told them about the National Endowment of Democracy; chat got REAL quiet.

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unpopular opinion, anyone who complains about landback thinking they're gonna get deported to Europe... SHOULD get deported to Europe

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They could never be HER www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREnt22G/

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You don't need charts and breakdowns of Xbox's new Game Pass tiers to see what's happening here: things that cost more and work for you less, because everything is rotting from the top

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I also knew a few people with severe food allergies, there were fat kids and there were autistic kids. This was also a small school, only 80 people in my grade or so, and literally all of these were represented in that small sample.

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I met my best friend 29 years ago when we were both 5 year olds in kindergarten; if you're keeping track, that was 1995, and that's when I first heard about ADHD because he was diagnosed with it. So that person is blatantly fucking lying lol

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if this doesn't turn the milk green I don't want it

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"it would be too hard to generate a magical bullshit number so we had a robot lie for us"

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There is a new genre of serious-seeming "scientific" research paper but the paper is like "we asked ChatGPT if AI could do your job and it said yes" and then news outlets cover them uncritically and they go viral
www.404media.co/ai-finds-tha...

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I'm gonna make your podcast someone else's problem... Specifically the people in my apartment laundromat

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Apparently it's a huge overflow of people whose rite aid pharmacy was shut down. Lady just walked up and was like ohhh but I've BEEN coming to Walgreens y'all need to let me to the front of the line 😭

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The line is semi obscured by the shelves so people keep walking close to me, seeing the length of the line and balk. "I don't need blood pressure meds that badly!" "You've gotta be shitting me." Etc.

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Hour long line at Walgreens pharmacy like it's the fucking millennium force at cedar point

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after years and years of workers yearning for ice cream, the government would be like "a free teaspoon of ice cream for small business owners with no student debt :) "

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ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉's avatar ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 @janus.bsky.social
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how it feels to live in america

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the death of gfycat robbed me of all of my junk-smashing kingdom gifs

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Stovey 🍍's avatar Stovey 🍍 @stovey.thequeer.house
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just a reminder that your knuckles are recharged and you can crack them again 👍

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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LMFAO = Languishing, My Future Already Over

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work just pissed me off. I was told we were bringing food trucks to the office; we're just catering Famous fucking Daves instead, which is what we always get

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If you're my upstairs neighbor and you hear me chanting "KILL YOURSELF!" I'm just talking to my marvel snap opponents

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I roll random tables like I'm generating a D&D character

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I'm on the homoerotic season of Dexter (any of them (but specifically season 3))

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

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I found out my options are: the local high school athletic facility, Monday & Wednesday, between 10 AM - 12 PM... Or $120 a month. Or drive like 30 miles lmao

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deducting the price of a six-pack from my $150 budget for the next week

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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we need to start saying "meddlesome" more as a society

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I'm just so skeptical of democrats on a congressional minority who can make huge statements like this knowing that it won't every amount to anything, but they get the clout for supporting 'revolutionary reform'.

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Playing Darkhawk in your Arishem deck should put you on a hate group watchlist. There's nazi memorabilia in your closet

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lol I had to unlock this one ASAP; been having a good run. This might finally be a worthwhile Adam Warlock deck.

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