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grace@acab4cutie.top |
lol, lmao, rofl. dude totally shot himself in the dick
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Publius Maximus (He/Him)
@publiusmaximus.bsky.social
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Bottom surgery is too expensive.
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Dune (1987) ~crop top appreciator~
@nofunoverlord.top
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.... it's really not hard to prevent an "accidental discharge"
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Mr. Will
@wm.hdly.io
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You playing with your ACAB voodoo doll again, @acab4cutie.top ?!
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sid
@sidvicio.us
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a good start
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Jamie
@jamiestl.bsky.social
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Ask anyone who works a firing range, and if they are actually honest, they will tell you that cops doing range qualifiers terrify them. Gun safety rules for thee and not for their pork selves.
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Dëad Børkchettå
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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The arc of history bends towards a cop blasting his dick clean off or something like that
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Lolololol
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@inamagicbubble.bsky.social
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All Cops Are (shooting themselves in the) Balls
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craplord (they/them) 🏳️⚧️
@craplord.bsky.social
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come on phx pd, you TOO can shoot yourselves in your respective genitals if you really believe!!
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Barb Cummings
@rahirah.bsky.social
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Sounds about right for Phoenix PD.
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Fabulous Abomination
@fababomination.bsky.social
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*giggles*
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zx
@zxsq.bsky.social
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accidental discharges are always negligent discharges, but of course the local media couldn't use that term, it would make the cop look stupid, careless, incompetent,...
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Ian
@ismathers.bsky.social
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he got an alert to look out for Bofa and got confused
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alexandxor
@alexandxor.bsky.social
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love it when cops set a good example for their fellow officers
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Amber
@risettemd.bsky.social
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Lock, Cock and Two Smoking Nuts
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clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
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the 10th amendment reserves to the States the police power to shoot themselves in the dicks
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Sid Oozeley
@oozeley.bsky.social
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i feel like the average phoenix pd officer would shoot themself in the dick if you convinced them somebody's dog was in their pants
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Lol that sort of injury is painful, difficult to heal, and will likely lead to his dick not working anymore.
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R. Wm. "Ruedii"
@rwruedii.bsky.social
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Seriously, why do cops not know how to use the safety on his gun? As of another joke: This isn't the only way you hear the words "accidental discharge" "cop" and "penis" in the same sentence.
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ
@yurei.bsky.social
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such a weird way to take a day off
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❤️🔥 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙮 ❤️🔥
@eloraraven.com
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someone's going to need some gender affirming surgery
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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I am reminded of the end of level statistics for Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 it showed your hits on the following categories: head, torso, limbs… and “other”
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Jay Schiavone
@jaytingle.bsky.social
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To protect and serve, finally.
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🌼Samantha Le Fox🌼 = Dumbass mode
@samanthathefox.bsky.social
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XD outch
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Pine Affinity
@breed.bsky.social
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Finally some good news today.
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