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Martha P Humphreys

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Metalsmith, Mother, Multilinguist Designer/fabricator, supertaster HVNY


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Kevin Gannon 's avatar Kevin Gannon @thetattooedprof.bsky.social
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The Court is intoxicated with power and is now in the "Because fuck you; that's why" phase of its jurisprudence

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…and I’m extremely sad that our neighbor is making us get rid of our sweet lil red hens. It’s either that or war, which we’d win, but we’re reasonable people. 7 of them, all identical except 1. They are named Spartacus and Barb. We will miss them terribly.

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Some people just really shrink back into their nerd-holes when you’re outta their lives…

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Who gives a fucking shit about their handicaps holy fucking shit

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This debate has been so bad that I'm pretty sure there is, for the 1st time in history, going to be a REAL push for a third candidate at the next debate. If that happens; RFK will beat Perot's record for third party candidate and all bets are off on who the fuck wins. Wild Card Timeline, bitches!

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Anyone else doing the bingo thing? We’ve even got our teenagers in on it.

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Ugh! Unfortunately they had to resuscitate him to get him into his suit… I mean, I’ll vote for the guy, but this whole thing is a shit show 💩

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A long damn day… Me n Jerr-Bear in front of the cnc we put together.

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It’s another drag-my-ass-to-bed-by-10 kinda night so I can have another drag-my-ass-to-the-gym-by-5 kinda morning in order to drag-my-ass-to-work-by-9 kinda day…

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Being part of a start-up for the first time at age 51 means you have to be on board with being on-boarded by someone who’s not and never has been on board themselves. It’s exhausting!

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I wasn’t kung fu fighting. I didn’t make the cut. I couldn’t even get to “fast as moderately moving storm front”…

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My apologies for the misspelling! Where’s autocorrect when you actually NEED it? (Oh, IDK, busy changing every instance of the word “it” that I type into “Ithaca” for some unknown reason!)

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Never mind about the who — I just saw the poet. But still, great job!

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Who did write this? And if you translated it — phenomenal job! Preserving meter and rhyme in translation is no small feat! It’s hard enough for most people to pull that off in one language, let alone two. My compliments!

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DrDinD.bsky.social's avatar DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social
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This 👇

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I heard there’s a Wong Trousers sequel coming! “Vengeance Most Fowl”!! A rare, shining jewel of hope to buoy our spirits in the cultural cesspool in which we live…

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I just found out that ANYONE can file a judicial misconduct complaint form if they believe a judge is biased and should not preside over a particular case (ahem, judge Cannon?)

www.uscourts.gov/sites/defaul...

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LMAOOO. GOP Rep. John Rose went up and talked about Donald Trump being treated unfairly while his kid sat behind him making the same faces we all make listening to this shit.

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Post dog Betty ❤️ she’s a big muppet!

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On my bed, in my undies. And not in a good way, either.

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But… I’m not single, so it’s ok! 👍🏼

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I just found out that ANYONE can file a judicial misconduct complaint form if they believe a judge is biased and should not preside over a particular case (ahem, judge Cannon?)

www.uscourts.gov/sites/defaul...

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Yeah, guilty. I couldn’t contain my inner Beavis and Butthead.

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I literally found this today. It was not on the roof, but in an Amish discount grocery store.

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Ok, so, I’m still new here… are hashtags not a thing? I can’t tell if it’s that or if my senior citizen is showing…

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It just needs a little brand revamp, perhaps in the form of a sci-fi action movie starring Ryan Gosling and/or Timothy’s Chalamet?

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I’m all for it by the way — look forward to hearing the inevitable MTG/Mike Johnson take on it! And the subsequent Randy Rainbow-ing of THAT! Yay!

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And just wait til they start naming middle schools and civic centers after her!

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the Mountain Goats's avatar the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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lol over on bird app failson #2 is opining that this gets yr man MORE votes. yes, that's really how it works, people who thought he sucked before will now show up and pull the lever for him because they spent 1000 hours reading your "this is rigged!" word salad posts

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Yes!! But not the shit they do give them. My kids’ school very kindly provides meals, but they give them pre-packaged transfat-and-sugar-laden snack food. I’m truly not ungrateful, and certainly better than letting them starve, but so much sugar…

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Follow the smell of meatballs! The cafeteria usually has windows, with which you might be able to re-orient yourself! Godspeed!!

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My wife, an avid amateur vexillologist, loves flying controversial historical flags at our various properties and I am powerless to stop her. I hate my flag bitch wife.

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here’s an advance copy of the ethics code

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Go figure… the people supporting strict abortion bans are the ones who know the least about pregnancy…

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