My wife, an avid amateur vexillologist, loves flying controversial historical flags at our various properties and I am powerless to stop her. I hate my flag bitch wife.
May 29, 2024 at 17:51 UTC
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at first I thought you made up a word for people who study being annoying
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Wife Guy Heel Turn
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Hate her enough to, say, take away her bodily autonomy?
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Can we no longer say “flag hag”
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Yes I love my wife deeply and have for decades. No I do not consider her ideas or opinions ever, nor could they ever influence me
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Lol
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It's all fun and games until...
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I read “avid amateur ventriloquist”
And then I realized that wouldn’t make a change on Alito’s message
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If a wife holds her husband upside down, it means she is in distress
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I imagine Ken Burns saying this, and I cackle.
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If I think about this, I laugh again.
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My wife keeps tearing up our neighborhood Biden signs.
The neighbors have told me to stop her but I have a VERY important job
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My (74 m) wife (70 F) flew a flag at our house that is embarrassing me at work. I told her to take it down but instead she went outside and spit on the neighbor's car. I blocked access to healthcare in my country to punish her. AITAH?
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Fun with flags
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“vexillologist”…
Oh, right the national spelling bee is going on.
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Dear...,
Signed,
-Vexed Vexillological Victim
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I think you may just H8 yourself.
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“Honey?! Honey, why are you flying the Horatio Cary Regiment Flag today?! Honey, please talk to me? Could you at least take the flag down please? PLEASE?!”
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Taking power away from all other women yet powerless against his wife.
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🤣
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I'm wondering if any rw cable news is gonna have a vexillologist on to defend Alito.
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@favskeet.bsky.social
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I heard it like this
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As a certified full on vexilology nerd it never occurred to me to buy a historical flag to fly, but now I have to
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cancelling your wife for right-deviationism (flying the Five Races Under One Banner flag)
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I am a Supreme Court justice but my wife is the Supreme Court
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flag day is only two weeks away too!! don't wait to get that gift
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