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journeyman folklorist

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My wife, an avid amateur vexillologist, loves flying controversial historical flags at our various properties and I am powerless to stop her. I hate my flag bitch wife.

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Odie's avatar Odie @theodeity.bsky.social
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at first I thought you made up a word for people who study being annoying

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty's avatar 🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social
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Wife Guy Heel Turn

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Dan Hedges's avatar Dan Hedges @danielahedges.bsky.social
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Hate her enough to, say, take away her bodily autonomy?

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Delbert Grady Seasons's avatar Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social
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Can we no longer say “flag hag”

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El Gato Astronomico's avatar El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social
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Yes I love my wife deeply and have for decades. No I do not consider her ideas or opinions ever, nor could they ever influence me

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Desiree Helms's avatar Desiree Helms @desertrose7337.bsky.social
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Lol

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Nobody Ever's avatar Nobody Ever @frambley1.bsky.social
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It's all fun and games until...

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F*ck The Macaroni's avatar F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social
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I read “avid amateur ventriloquist” And then I realized that wouldn’t make a change on Alito’s message

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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If a wife holds her husband upside down, it means she is in distress

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Comics Outta Context 's avatar Comics Outta Context @comiccontext.bsky.social
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I imagine Ken Burns saying this, and I cackle.

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PeopleDied2Vote 's avatar PeopleDied2Vote @peopledied2vote.bsky.social
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If I think about this, I laugh again.

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Little Gems's avatar Little Gems @lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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My wife keeps tearing up our neighborhood Biden signs. The neighbors have told me to stop her but I have a VERY important job

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Infrastructure is politics's avatar Infrastructure is politics @rational.bsky.social
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My (74 m) wife (70 F) flew a flag at our house that is embarrassing me at work. I told her to take it down but instead she went outside and spit on the neighbor's car. I blocked access to healthcare in my country to punish her. AITAH?

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Chrisdivefr PikPikPik's avatar Chrisdivefr PikPikPik @pikpikpik.bsky.social
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Fun with flags

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“vexillologist”… Oh, right the national spelling bee is going on.

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nathan's avatar nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social
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Dear..., Signed, -Vexed Vexillological Victim

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Ⓜ️@hew💜🌟🩵 Je$$en-Be$$ler🌹🌷's avatar Ⓜ️@hew💜🌟🩵 Je$$en-Be$$ler🌹🌷 @luigidaisy.bsky.social
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I think you may just H8 yourself.

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The Everything Machine's avatar The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social
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“Honey?! Honey, why are you flying the Horatio Cary Regiment Flag today?! Honey, please talk to me? Could you at least take the flag down please? PLEASE?!”

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Dana's avatar Dana @dct7871.bsky.social
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Taking power away from all other women yet powerless against his wife.

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tomstpatrick's avatar tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social
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🤣

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MindCrime's avatar MindCrime @mindcrime.bsky.social
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I'm wondering if any rw cable news is gonna have a vexillologist on to defend Alito.

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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@favskeet.bsky.social

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M. O’Lybdenum's avatar M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social
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I heard it like this

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Warren M's avatar Warren M @subduction.bsky.social
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As a certified full on vexilology nerd it never occurred to me to buy a historical flag to fly, but now I have to

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Public Universal Fiend's avatar Public Universal Fiend @publicuniversal.bsky.social
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cancelling your wife for right-deviationism (flying the Five Races Under One Banner flag)

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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸's avatar Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸 @adaytaramember.bsky.social
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I am a Supreme Court justice but my wife is the Supreme Court

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lance's avatar lance @jljohnson.bsky.social
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flag day is only two weeks away too!! don't wait to get that gift

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