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Cub Scout Pack #153 Pinewood Derby Champion 1985-1987. I was the first person wounded on Survivor: Milwaukee

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to be fair this is the best possible outcome

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This is your annual advance reminder that you will never look at a photograph or video of fireworks again, nor will it be of any real interest to your social media contacts. Just look with your own gelatinous human eyes.

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washed and waxed both vehicles, mowed, trimmed, fertilized the yard, did five loads of laundry, and meal prepped, so thankful for a day off and leisure time

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after months of watching the girls actively on the offensive to tear up papa’s yard, I finally initiated the counterstrike today with temps regularly in the 60s this week

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We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being

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I refuse to make two mortgage payments in two days, what am I, a Rockefeller

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IT’S ALMOST BEEN THREE WEEKS AND SHE’S STILL THERE oh no

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dog park things because it was 74° in Wisconsin in February and we should enjoy the planet while we still can

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Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.

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Professor Ellybean is tutoring mama how to convert to kilopascals in Chemistry 104

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the problem is that this doofus of a screamapillar is such a daddy’s girl that I don’t know if she could handle it

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My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

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Clark Kent: *removes glasses* Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are

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I recently bought a refurb MacBook Pro (my MacBook Air is twelve years old) and I downloaded Disco Elysium and I’m really upset I didn’t know about this five years ago, it’s been an absolute masterpiece

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screaming at my doordash driver because a different restaurant i ordered from last time said an item was really spicy and i ordered it and it was really spicy

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it’s time for another wild and crazy Friday night where the dogs and I take turns clapping our hands and singing Nearer My God To Thee

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for the record, I sold cars once and it was not easy, as my first day on the job was September 10th, 2001

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speaking from experience, after going to a car dealership yesterday to check on the wife’s SUV, I caught the hopeful glances and unmistakeable stench of desperation from the salesman permeating everywhere

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Make Fascists Afraid Again

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okay, fuck it, I’ll write for Sports Illustrated, lemme get my hands on some press credentials and primo game tickets

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“It was 50 years ago, on a night just like tonight…”

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I put $4 in the pull tab machine after work last night

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when in doubt: chemtrails. it’s science

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given current form, how can it not be start: Palmer bench: Foden sell: Saka? let the second half of the season play out, but Chelsea absolutely stole Palmer from City

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there is nothing more chaotic than when Spotify hurls dozens of 1:30 - 2:00 minutes long indie songs at you in a row

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Pundit: Rock stars need to stop politicizing their music and let fans enjoy classic songs like “Here Are My Specific Complaints About The Government”

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Me: (in December) Next year is the year I turn my life around Me: (in January) Welp, seagulls learned how to enter my house through the ventilation ducts and now they steal my food while I’m eating

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I’m an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities

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it was just our birthdays and we got cheeseburgers and took a nap

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not sure if there’s a lot of beer folks here yet but the 2019 BCBS is still a warm and boozy silky delight

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Elon Musk: (doing interview) You dare blackmail me with money? Filthy lucre? We are above crass commercialism. Shame on you Tesla Car: Your subscription to Doors has expired. Please pay $199.99 in order to exit the vehicle

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we just agreed to spend $10K to update our ventilation system at home so the furnace and air conditioner run like they’re supposed to

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Sundays are ruff when you’re a jobless freeloader

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on sunny day when they are being fussy the couch hippos go to the dog park

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Always thinking about this.

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holy shit, this one too; Juke Joint Jezebel still slaps almost 30 years later

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just a shocking amount of stupidity, compounded by even owning a Bored Ape at this juncture or literally ever

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