Xena: Warrior Princess

@prof-hinkley.bsky.social

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Young and hostile but not stupid

Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:32 UTC

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Nice

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Someone get the commissioner on the phone, I have some ideas I want to discuss

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

You should get 1/2 run for every player you leave on base at the end of your half inning

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

I keep forgetting to have sex.

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Million dollar idea: get really good at hitting foul balls and join the MLB as the guy who wears out pitchers

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

I love you

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TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

The winner is prof-hinkley.bsky.social

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

*falling off my penny farthing and causing the entire peleton to crash*

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

When it gets to 300 you get to take an adderall

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

My mind has like 200 browser tabs open

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Wow guys I'm right here

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

❤️❤️❤️

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Today: iron lung, tomorrow: floss. You have my word

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

wanna feel old? the woman who threw a banana milkshake at Nigel Farage is now the UK prime minister

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

This would fix me

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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I hate hate and love love that's just the kinda guy I am

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

damn baby are you a firework because you’re way too loud and making my dog shit himself

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

I'll just floss tomorrow

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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

So many mushrooms

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

That too!

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Works on olives too

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Oh you slice strawberries with a knife? That's cute

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer it when the mental competence of our president isn't as much of a question

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

More like Bernie Made Off amirite (this has been in my drafts since 2009)

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

I have an extremely similar strategy. Let's form a team

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

I've watched enough of the Tour de France that I think I could do it

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

*making a seventh group text* i’m OK with it

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Shit! Guys we've been made

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

and each group text should have a different combination of people in it

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

The correct number of group text messages is the same as the number of people in your group. For example, if you’re in a group of five, there should be five separate group texts.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Happy Final Independence Day

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

I'm extremely triggered just by the title

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

skinless hotdogs (bone-in)

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

*listening for a second to see if it gets digested or if I have to flip the vacuum and pull whatever it is out*

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

Fuck yes!!!!! Hell yeah, dude ❤️❤️❤️

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

Introducing my daughters to the song "Independence Day" by Martina McBride today. Just planting that little seed...

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James @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

People always ask “what the hell is wrong with you” and honestly I don’t know but I’d like to.

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

Lmao!

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

happy birthday, hot dog

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:16 UTC

I need a few days to recover from the fact that life is still happening

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

Congratulations (on the interview and cool arrest record)

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The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

happy birthday to the ground

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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

I used be a little embarrassed I had an ancestor with my last name who was a loyalist in the Revolutionary War and fought against America, but maybe he was just 250 years ahead of his time.

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