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18+ MDNI He/They Cum for the revolution, stay for the ?? Aotearoa πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ I like pressing the like button, soz about it. Less SFW account because employers are fucking narcs.

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Where does Diplocaulus fit into all this?

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Puck 🧚✨'s avatar Puck 🧚✨ @ahjeez.bsky.social
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This clears a lot of things up

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Raven Stromdans's avatar Raven Stromdans @ravenstromdans.bsky.social
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I mean, to be fair we can't know for *certain* the diplodocus didn't cause gonorrhea...although we can say pretty authoritatively that it can't *now*, given that's been extinct for millions of years.

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Wow, he almost has a point about the lack of Māori representation in a team that starts their game with a haka. It's a real shame about the racism, mocking a language that the British tried to drive to extinction spoken by a people they betrayed, subjugated and exploited. What a sack of shit.

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Truly an accomplishment for the ages. Please, enjoy pixxa long

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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there is no celebrity you will EVER catch me defending against rape allegations bc i'm not a parasocial little freak. if you're "not sure" about their victims' claims (πŸ™„) then just stay out of it. this is not hard

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I don't know if I can get behind this (it's too long to walk)

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Make a band more vegetable: Yam of God

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Such inspiring advice πŸ˜”πŸ™πŸ˜”πŸ™

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thrillho 🫦's avatar thrillho 🫦 @willho.bsky.social
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cannibal GORPs

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make a band more vegetable: Cannibal Corn

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Extremely jealous. My dents are odd and irregular!

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willow πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar willow πŸˆβ€β¬› @thrillow.gay
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yeah he's a real golf head no no he doesn't play or care for the sport at all. he just has well over 300 evenly spaced dents in his head

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The inside out characters in my head

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But that's not important right now, I say from my air traffic control tower.

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John Walton's avatar John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social
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This is really important now β€”Β lots of very thin majorities, even (especially!) for Labour MPs. MPs will still be thinking about campaigns right now, where in a fairly short time they'll be thinking about being an MP for five years. Get them thinking about the issues that matter to you β€”Β now!

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You might be doing some/all of them already, but I have some things I do when my cats get out to try to encourage back home. If you would like them, feel free to DM (but no pressure!)

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That sucks! I really hope he comes back soon!

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Does... Does it hurt when people say it like that?

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Someone got paid REAL MONEY to go "Yeah, little freaky statue guy with a gun head!" And now it's in Shadow of the Erdtree. Hell yeah.

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HR Giger was all like "What if a bug had a dick for a head" and everyone was like "Yeah dude, let's make a series of movies about it".

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The world is a terrible place in so many ways, but it's nice to know that there are people whose whole career is just thinking of new fucked up little guys. It's a shame it can't be me, but shout out to the professional weirdo makers.

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Wow! That person you knew in High School who was always making movies on the weekend and moved to Hollywood after college has finally given up their dreams and moved back in with their parents! Inspiring!

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"Fireworks? I sure hope it doesn't!" I say as I aim illegal fireworks directly at my house.

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I dont know WHY your arresting me it cant be attempted murder its a BIRD they FLY how did it even call the police?!

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Thinking about committing War Crimes (printing knockoff red cross patches)

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Puck 🧚✨'s avatar Puck 🧚✨ @ahjeez.bsky.social
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Nice try, Regis. you cryptid bastard. I’m onto you.

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Tze Ming Mok θŽ«εΏ—ζ˜Ž's avatar Tze Ming Mok θŽ«εΏ—ζ˜Ž @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social
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EVERYONE RUSHING TO POST THIS

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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JOANNA CHERRY IS A PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF SILICONE DILDOES FROM THE FUCKING UNEMPLOYMENT LINE WHERE HER BIGOTED NAZI ASS JUST GOT THROWN

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Foxy esquire's avatar Foxy esquire @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
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How do you like that tomato juice in the face Posie?

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Queen Olivia Lucretia-Bourgois Connie st Redfern III 's avatar Queen Olivia Lucretia-Bourgois Connie st Redfern III @queenoliviastr.bsky.social
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I’m a forest fairy! Or at least I will be if Cheeky Parrot Games makes their crowdfunding goal! Check it out, and remember: sharing is caring!

www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/790...

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As a birder, I put the "bird" in "murder". This is NOTan admission of guilt. Thanks.

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I dont know WHY your arresting me it cant be attempted murder its a BIRD they FLY how did it even call the police?!

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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Kate Bush, eternal πŸ‘‘

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I'm gunning for concubine of a neo-tribal lord, I think that would work for me.

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Best way to bring Wesker back for 9. Some real Metal Gear Solid 2 nonsense.

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Best way to bring Wesker back for 9. Some real Metal Gear Solid 2 nonsense.

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e-claire's avatar e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social
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the final boss of the resident evil series should be called "president evil"

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I once saw the wind catch caution and throw it directly into the ground like a touchdown football. It took years for caution to recover :(

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"Fireworks? I sure hope it doesn't!" I say as I aim illegal fireworks directly at my house.

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It's the cool kids class (I say very uncoolly)

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willow πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar willow πŸˆβ€β¬› @thrillow.gay
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i blew up a fired work with your name on it

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charlotte's avatar charlotte @dykegrind.gay
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there's 4.5 hours left and we have almost a third of what we need to pay rent $560/$1770 please help keep me and peggy housed venmo: falsegrindmassacre mutual aid πŸ’•πŸ’Έ

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Suzi and Rose's avatar Suzi and Rose @suzirose.bsky.social
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I πŸ’―% agree with this entire thread. And I feel badly for the conscientious medical practitioners who are living with all of the impacts of decades of under-investment.

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Whether it's by incompetence or conspiracy, the budget constraints on our public health care system are destroying it, and destroying lives. Targets mean nothing, and when you take away the resources you need to achieve them, they mean less than nothing.

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I didn't talk about the meat of the article itself. I will just say this situation for our "frontline staff" is pretty common. Why would anyone work in an underpaid, underresourced and understaffed environment, when they could go private and get the resources, or go locuming and make absurdly more?

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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you strode bro? nice. that's classic locomotion right there dude

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