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History's greatest monster

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It look like they cast every single person who was on screen in any of previous three movies for more than 45 seconds.

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Eating ice cream sandwich better than eating sandwich no matter what temperature is like!

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Jarrod Baker's avatar Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Pecans and maple both severely underrated cookie ingredients! And obviously putting icing on cookie was gift to monsterkind from above, like Prometheus gifting man with fire.

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Steve Silberman's avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
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Margaret Sullivan, the much-missed former public editor of @nytimes.com, on the bizarre collapse of our major media in the face of a fascist, rapist traitor who has been granted full immunity by a thoroughly corrupted SCOTUS stacked with GOP hacks. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Charlene Chua's avatar Charlene Chua @charlenedraws.bsky.social
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Hi #PortfolioDay! I'm Charlene Chua, & I illustrate children's books.

Interested in more book work (board book, PB, chapterbook, early GN) for 2025-onwards.

đź’ĽCharleneChua.com
Rep'd by Tracy Marchini, BookEnds Lit.
✉ charlene[a]charlenechua[.]com

#kidlitart

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pilot 's avatar pilot @pilotv.bsky.social
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everyone yells at me for not drinking water now but i bet i'm the only one who is gonna thrive in the wasteland

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Me can teach economics lesson too! Say you work at bakery, and boss give you 10 cookies. So you eat those cookies. Then you eat cookies in display case, then you go to boss' house and eat cookies in their kitchen, and then you go home and eat more cookies. Me forgot where me was going with this.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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I think it was Lenin who said, “there are decades where nothing happens, and then there are weeks where holy shit what the fuck”

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Cliff's avatar Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it
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Seems like going to a website called "discord" is causing a lot of problems for some of you. Does what it says on the tin

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Zack Handlen's avatar Zack Handlen @zhandlen.bsky.social
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i also have a Patreon, where I'm currently writing about Enterprise and The Stand (and there's complete set of Voyager reviews in there, along with a bunch of other writing).

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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What is favorite black and white movie? (Maybe apart from Hard Day’s Night)

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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What is favorite black and white movie? (Maybe apart from Hard Day’s Night)

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Kid: Hey mom, what's cyberbullying Wife: Making fun of someone for buying a Cybertruck

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Every album from The Decemberists

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Lupita Nihongo's avatar Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social
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Was referring to this if it hasn’t reached here.

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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GOIHH is what Spanish-dubbed Homer Simpson says instead of D'oh.

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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"They should remove this from canon" is whiniest, most childish, entitled complaint anyone has ever had on internet, and that is against some very, very, very, stiff competition.

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Charles C. Mann's avatar Charles C. Mann @charlescmann.bsky.social
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The Cybertruck was released on Nov. 30. Today, Tesla announced it was recalling the vehicle for the fourth time, an impressive rough average of one recall every seven weeks. apnews.com/article/tesl...

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The Hubris Guy's avatar The Hubris Guy @frailoldwoman.bsky.social
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One thing I really enjoy about this particular piece of AI horse shit is how it’s chosen to blur out the driver of the car as a result of scraping Google Street View data. Another thing is The Creature.

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Hayes Brown's avatar Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social
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i almost forgot to re-share this 2021 piece: Sha’Carri Richardson is finally going to the Olympics, but the fact that America's marijuana policy, with all its racist history, is what stopped her remains an injustice

www.msnbc.com/opinion/sha-...

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Sean T. Collins's avatar Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.bsky.social
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CHERYL: "A thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs." LARRY: …I may have compared them to dogs. Dogs are adorable! CHERYL: Larry, you need to call Théoden and apologize. LARRY: If I'd compared them to a horse this guy would be thanking me.

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Sound like someone not get enough cookies as child and still angry about it!

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Trump has lived entire life like toddler, covering eyes and declaring no one could see him. And it worked, because he was born rich! So me can see how being able to live like that would be appealing to conservatives, who by definition are terrified of anything outside their narrow worldview.

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Maybe best day Twitter ever had was when whole site got together to dunk on Steve abandon. “He look like guy Slimer is ghost of.” “He look like vacuum cleaner bag wished to be real boy.” “He did Super Size Me where he only ate cigarettes.” “He hooked up to IV of whiskey & pancake batter.”

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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This was not about Steve Bannon, but it could've been

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Me glad to see someone appreciates classics! We had lot of fun filming that one, and cookies me ate at end of clip were very good. So buttery and soft and sweet! Excuse me, me need to go bake some more!

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Robb's avatar Robb @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc. And then he arrests them for murder. The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.

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Paul Krugman's avatar Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social
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I’ve been in a meeting with a number of men (and a handful of women) in suits, and while there has been intelligent discussion, my main impression is that Very Serious People are irrationally complacent about the consequences — economic and political — if Trump wins.

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KAFUI. 🇬🇭 's avatar KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
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This website does indeed “have the juice”. Unfortunately said “juice” is fluid in the lungs and blood in the liver.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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'Questioning my upbringing because I ended up in a room with Donald Trump' sounds like something we're gonna be hearing a lot from the kids of these right wing psychos as they get older

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Jason Bailey's avatar Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.bsky.social
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The great John Goodman turns 72 (!) today, so here's a video I put together back in my Flavorwire super-cutting days: four-plus minutes of JG losing his shit. vimeo.com/68736798

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