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At the same time, did media even cover covfefe? Or was that an internet brain aneurysm?

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Still somehow only the second worst guy in the race!

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Steal all the toilets from the SCOTUS building

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Grudgie the Whale's avatar Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social
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Biggest campaign story ever: using a private email server that could hold top secrets but doesn’t and could be breached but wasn’t. Tiny story: stealing top secrets. Hiding them in a bathroom. Taking them to NJ. Showing them to foreigners. Meeting with foreign governments.

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Clearly there is a “best answer” that only John Roberts knows

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Everyone asking Biden to drop out wants JD Vance to be president. If Biden dies, cool. Kamala is president. If Biden is incapacitated, cool. We have an amendment for that and Kamala becomes president.

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Every last person saying Biden should withdraw is hoping for a Trump presidency

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When Harry Met Sally but every time we re-encounter the NYT it is worse

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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There's no feeling better until the worst president in US history, who has committed the worst crimes in the history of the Republic since his failures in office, is defeated. Make whatever case you want, but be honest about how you're helping him if you advising blowing up this campaign.

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California is so up its own ass. Trying not to get my hopes up but it’s looking like Wes Moore or Gretchen.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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The West Coast Dems were saying Bloomberg? Idk which is worse

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I don’t like to speak in absolutes but Gavin Newsom will never be president.

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Four Weddings and Nothing Else. Just Weddings.

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Guess she didn’t technically consent but I don’t think republicans care about that

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All the private people i know agree to interviews with rolling stone

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Lord Disick is not my ideal leader not only American lord i know

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Hey! Applebees are franchises! She is not banned from all of them! But she is more careful on the bottomless Long Island ice teas these days

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That means US entering the war though. Is that what they want?

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Extreme dislike for Ben N but I also don’t understand what American protestors want? Biden to invade Israel? I know they say divest but what do they think that means and how do they think that will improve the status quo for Palestinians

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Nixon wasn’t left leaning because the true leftist position is workers should be paid decent wages, free to say no to any requests outside of core job without repercussion, and have time for joy and hobbies. Same reason “Lincoln was a republican” is bullshit.

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I used to get paid in checks (not direct deposit)

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Astronauts should only be allowed to yell at the moon. Otherwise they have to be normal people

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My suburban WDC neighborhood actually prohibits resident street parking but allows non resident street parking. Discourage residents from car use. Annoying AF but I kind of get it. Lincoln Tunnel to UWS is longest part of drive from WDC. Pre-kids we trained. One day will train again.

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Why are we letting 90 year olds fly airplanes?

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I don’t live in NY but drive in Manhattan maybe twice a year for family visits and I honestly don’t give a single fuck about tolls. Toll me! I know I’m ridiculous but I can’t bring babies and all their things on a train yet! I already pay $100 a night for my parking

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All Washingtonians get their news from WTOP. But very bad for national news.

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I thought it was difficult to visit Rikers? Like had to get on a boat and shit?

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jon crunktian's avatar jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

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Yashar Ali 🐘's avatar Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social
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NBA great Dwyane Wade launches Translatable, an online community supporting transgender youth. Wade, who co-founded the project with his daughter Zaya, who is trans, says he is so damn proud of her. The funding will come from the Wade Family Foundation.

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*in Aerosmith voice* Hunter has a gun

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THEY HAD THEIR OWN WORDLE!!!! It was the wapo express and it was glorious!!!

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Fine. Steve Buscemi is hot too

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Also p diddy song. Fuck that dude. Wonder what he’s up to these days…

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Tipsies and Tricksies. I don’t know why I read this in gollum voice but do not trust

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Trump Combs 2024 - reminding women they are not safe anywhere, even with witnesses, and hopefully headed to Rikers

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Are we just Friday night sharing? I’m here for it but also want to know if Hillary or Chelsea did something wrong today

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Soon he’s going to forget that he’s supposed to be nice to his children in public

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Imagine being on this jury and hearing all this for the first time and being like “wait? what?”

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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The two dumbest motherfuckers in the world are arguing

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New SCOTUS precedent: no pretrial incarceration, no incarceration until appeals exhausted, etc. I know they’d find a way to make it only about him but it’s wild to think about

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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just remember trump won't read your jokes about him, unless, as we recently found out, you get jury selected on one of his other trials, in which case they might actually be read out to him to his face, so, y'know, go for it

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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At some point Democratic elected officials will notice that when Donald Trump has a personal setback the majority of the population literally celebrates in the street, I hope.

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Someone at Trump Tower needs to hide all the miracle whip before he eats his feelings

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