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armandjeff.bsky.social

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leftist. former paralegal, current law student. they/them


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I am not a dad but I have embraced dadrock lifestyle (nearing 40 years old and I've had Pulling Mussels (From the Shell) by Squeeze stuck in my head for three days)

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Looks a lot like steak with rice and gravy, a Gulf Coast staple which I don't eat nearly enough nowadays!

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I thought waiting until 7 pm to do a 20 minute bike ride would make the heat somewhat tolerable. I was wrong.

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Personally I think drafting children and their families to carry us around town is wrong. I would vote against that, were I in office

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“This is the 4th attack on a school in the past couple of days…They justify that every time they target a school that there is a Hamas base & that Hamas fighters are in there, but we see that most of those who are injured or killed are Palestinian children women.”

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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This is genuinely so much more empathetic than anything Biden, a figure whose empathy is constantly touted, has said about the situation

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An article in the peer-reviewed medical journal The Lancet, using the conservative estimate of 4 indirect deaths in Gaza for every one direct death (in other conflicts it’s been 3-15x), calculates that Israel has killed approximately 186,000 Palestinians. That is 8% of the population of Gaza.

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regardless of what happens with the nomination, i will say this generation of dems--biden, pelosi, shumer, durbin, clyburn--have kindled a deep-seated hatred in me for them and their leadership, which is quite a feat given that i'm a lifelong dem who's voted, volunteered, and donated for 24 years

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If a friend hadn't texted me about the fire I'd have assumed it was wildfire smoke, because it smells and looks like the smoke we get from bad wildfires

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Patrick Cosmos's avatar Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer
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sometimes it’s crazy to think about how stuff is compared to how it could be, or even used to be, and then think about how america spent roughly one to four trillion dollars on the war in iraq. it’s pretty interesting. happy fourth everybody usa. usa. haha 🎆 🇺🇸

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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there's a certain irony that liberals who have spent four years yelling at leftists who criticize Biden at all for any reason have now, in one week, done more damage to Biden's candidacy than all those leftists combined

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Traveling back in time to explain our current moment to the founding fathers, who react with horror; when I return the constitution explicitly forbids appointing Catholics to the Supreme Court

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Tbf i think she is somewhat uniquely stupid and bad and basically is someone who views sinema and manchin as positive role models to emulate for reasons which make sense only to her

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Yes, it was perfectly positioned to serve working class families in the city, but what about rich people who live in other cities? Shouldn't they come first???

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Are all the laws but one to go unexecuted, and the Government itself go to pieces lest that one be violated? Even in such a case, would not the official oath be broken if the Government should be overthrown when it was believed that disregarding the single law would tend to preserve it?

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Closest I can think of is his response to Chief Justice Taney on the matter of ex parte merryman, a habeas corpus case:

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lol yeah I was trying to figure out a way to get Lincoln in that tweet as well but I couldn't think of any one line if his equivalent to that FDR quote

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They called FDR a dictator and he had the exactly correct response when he said "I welcome their hatred!"

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Sometimes you just see a take so bad it causes you to actually exclaim out loud "what the FUCK?" and then your cat looks at you with alarm

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Inviting you to ponder the craziest takeaway from Roberts’s opinion in the Trump immunity case, which is that if Trump had ordered the military, instead of the mob of his supporters, to march to the Capitol and murder Mike Pence, he’d be legally bulletproof ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...

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Also now of days "small business" just means they haven't yet grown enough to make a boat load of cash selling to some investment group or whatever

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imagine recommending mostly places that charge money in portland, oregon, home to some of the best municipal parks and libraries in the country!

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces

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Jackie LeezartTime's avatar Jackie LeezartTime @leezartti.me
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“I will not use my office to the fullest extent allowable but my opponent will” is a really bad takeaway actually. Just pack the court man.

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David Kaib's avatar David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social
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Thinking a lot about how the bipartisan project of police immunity to law helped set the stage for this.

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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️'s avatar ☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social
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The key to good leadership is to continuously tell your followers how scared you are and scared they should be

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Kat Mahoney's avatar Kat Mahoney @kmahoneylaw.bsky.social
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There’s a man at the bus stop - no legs. Sitting in the grass. Wheelchair in front of him. He’s not bugging anyone. Has no tent. At midnight tonight, technically, the city can have the cops give him a 100 ticket. Or arrest him if there’s “reasonable shelter.” Fuck this shit.

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Image description: a cat with short black fur lazing about on the sidewalk after wailing as if dying 10 minutes earlier because he desperately needed to go outside

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Exhausted from his labors (walking 50 feet from my apartment and poking his head into every bit of shrubbery on the way)

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How do you respond as a journalist to people saying totally unhinged shit? Like do you just try to keep as neutral an expression as possible and say "oh, that's interesting, tell me more"?

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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The thing that's telling and exasperating about the centrist "Biden must drop out" calls is that... this was their guy! They act like the left insisted on him! But Biden was the guy they were saying Democrats should instead rally around when it looked like we might pick Bernie!

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Yeah there was one series in particular that was all kidified versions of "classic" books that was my first exposure to treasure island, last of the Mohicans, call of the wild, and some other books I can't even remember

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Forcing John Roberts into a recursive contradiction that tears reality apart by asking him if a Jan. 6 participant could sleep outside the Capitol the night before

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now that the supreme court has weighed in, it might be neat if some reporter could ask the oregon democratic party why they agree with every single conservative on the supreme court and disagree with every single progressive about what should happen to houseless people

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isn't the last one exactly what they did for their iraq war cheerleading?

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Dan Hon's avatar Dan Hon @danhon.com
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Ok fine that's what the FDA says but what do the COURTS reckon an acceptable pasteurization method should be just in case you know I want to save money at my milk processing plant

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Just think of all the pamphlets you could stick it with...! And maybe some maps, too!!!!

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I think the thing that messes people up the most is that the actual alcohol content of a single "drink" varies so widely, and it especially adds up if you have multiple drinks

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In my experience there is a really wild amount of variance in how it presents in people. I know I've definitely seen cases where I assumed their BAC must be one thing and then I'd see the blood draw or breath test results and realize I was way off

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for the average male that would be probably...in the neighborhood of .20 or so. I don't know if not eating actually raises the BAC or just makes you feel it more

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Fluff Orpington's avatar Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social
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Hoping people might see this while the SCOTUS decision on Grants Pass is in big news: Oregon has the Rural Organizing Project ( www.rop.org ) and they have been working with local groups around housing and sweeps for years

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Congratulations to Ted Wheeler for getting exactly the incredibly cruel outcome he desperately hoped for

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America is a place to get drunk and go 110mph on the interstate no one cares who some "president" is

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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack

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they at least seem slightly better out here east of 205 than they do west of it. i chalk it up to people having less money to blow on dumb shit like fireworks

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