there's a certain irony that liberals who have spent four years yelling at leftists who criticize Biden at all for any reason have now, in one week, done more damage to Biden's candidacy than all those leftists combined
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Traveling back in time to explain our current moment to the founding fathers, who react with horror; when I return the constitution explicitly forbids appointing Catholics to the Supreme Court
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Tbf i think she is somewhat uniquely stupid and bad and basically is someone who views sinema and manchin as positive role models to emulate for reasons which make sense only to her
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Yes, it was perfectly positioned to serve working class families in the city, but what about rich people who live in other cities? Shouldn't they come first???
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Are all the laws but one to go unexecuted, and the Government itself go to pieces lest that one be violated? Even in such a case, would not the official oath be broken if the Government should be overthrown when it was believed that disregarding the single law would tend to preserve it?
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Closest I can think of is his response to Chief Justice Taney on the matter of ex parte merryman, a habeas corpus case:
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lol yeah I was trying to figure out a way to get Lincoln in that tweet as well but I couldn't think of any one line if his equivalent to that FDR quote
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They called FDR a dictator and he had the exactly correct response when he said "I welcome their hatred!"
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Sometimes you just see a take so bad it causes you to actually exclaim out loud "what the FUCK?" and then your cat looks at you with alarm
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Inviting you to ponder the craziest takeaway from Roberts’s opinion in the Trump immunity case, which is that if Trump had ordered the military, instead of the mob of his supporters, to march to the Capitol and murder Mike Pence, he’d be legally bulletproof ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...
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Also now of days "small business" just means they haven't yet grown enough to make a boat load of cash selling to some investment group or whatever
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imagine recommending mostly places that charge money in portland, oregon, home to some of the best municipal parks and libraries in the country!
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces
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“I will not use my office to the fullest extent allowable but my opponent will” is a really bad takeaway actually. Just pack the court man.
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Thinking a lot about how the bipartisan project of police immunity to law helped set the stage for this.
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The key to good leadership is to continuously tell your followers how scared you are and scared they should be
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There’s a man at the bus stop - no legs. Sitting in the grass. Wheelchair in front of him. He’s not bugging anyone. Has no tent.
At midnight tonight, technically, the city can have the cops give him a 100 ticket. Or arrest him if there’s “reasonable shelter.”
Fuck this shit.
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Image description: a cat with short black fur lazing about on the sidewalk after wailing as if dying 10 minutes earlier because he desperately needed to go outside
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Exhausted from his labors (walking 50 feet from my apartment and poking his head into every bit of shrubbery on the way)
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How do you respond as a journalist to people saying totally unhinged shit? Like do you just try to keep as neutral an expression as possible and say "oh, that's interesting, tell me more"?
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The thing that's telling and exasperating about the centrist "Biden must drop out" calls is that... this was their guy! They act like the left insisted on him! But Biden was the guy they were saying Democrats should instead rally around when it looked like we might pick Bernie!
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Yeah there was one series in particular that was all kidified versions of "classic" books that was my first exposure to treasure island, last of the Mohicans, call of the wild, and some other books I can't even remember
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Forcing John Roberts into a recursive contradiction that tears reality apart by asking him if a Jan. 6 participant could sleep outside the Capitol the night before
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now that the supreme court has weighed in, it might be neat if some reporter could ask the oregon democratic party why they agree with every single conservative on the supreme court and disagree with every single progressive about what should happen to houseless people
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isn't the last one exactly what they did for their iraq war cheerleading?
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Ok fine that's what the FDA says but what do the COURTS reckon an acceptable pasteurization method should be just in case you know I want to save money at my milk processing plant
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Just think of all the pamphlets you could stick it with...! And maybe some maps, too!!!!
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I think the thing that messes people up the most is that the actual alcohol content of a single "drink" varies so widely, and it especially adds up if you have multiple drinks
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In my experience there is a really wild amount of variance in how it presents in people. I know I've definitely seen cases where I assumed their BAC must be one thing and then I'd see the blood draw or breath test results and realize I was way off
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for the average male that would be probably...in the neighborhood of
.20 or so. I don't know if not eating actually raises the BAC or just makes you feel it more
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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Hoping people might see this while the SCOTUS decision on Grants Pass is in big news: Oregon has the Rural Organizing Project ( www.rop.org ) and they have been working with local groups around housing and sweeps for years
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Congratulations to Ted Wheeler for getting exactly the incredibly cruel outcome he desperately hoped for
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America is a place to get drunk and go 110mph on the interstate no one cares who some "president" is
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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack
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they at least seem slightly better out here east of 205 than they do west of it. i chalk it up to people having less money to blow on dumb shit like fireworks
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