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Ashe

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Empathy-driven leftist, exhausted enby, intersex, aro-ace, AuDHD. Inherent cringe arc. Quantum Leap obsessed, don't mind me. ashe.link

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Cool, I can't do my Centrelink report due to lack of payslips.

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Judith Butlerian Jihad's avatar Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social
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every time i read the news in 2024

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Yes. You may know her by her alias Posie Parker

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Congrats to America for ringing in Independence Day by giving the President monarch powers

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I've already seen a car with a hawk tuah window decal, alongside a penis. That was my limit

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as a cis het guy, I would be incredibly mortified if JK Rowling started ranting to me about trans people, and how my friends like to fuck. Because that's insane behavior.

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"I know it sounds crazy, but I have absolutely zero urge to turn on my TV tonight."

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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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We could solve the trans panic in UK media by replacing one single dinner party's coke supply with rat poison and that's insane to me

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Report: Uh Oh, They’re About To Talk About Black People

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉's avatar DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social
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Please remember this useful chart when rating things online. How movie ratings work: ★★★★★ - Great! ★★★★ - Good. ★★★ - Eh, Not Bad. ★★ - Mediocre. ★ - Garbage. How Uber/Lyft ratings work: ★★★★★ - Okay. ★★★★ - Fire this person. ★★★ - Fire this person. ★★ - Fire this person. ★ - Fire this person.

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Sorry the alt text got cut off. I remembered to write after I clicked send and apparently what I had written by the time it posted was what saved... The name is Doctor Sameer Dikshit

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So when I went to the gynecologist I was given her card except she had recently replaced the old one and just crossed out his name on the card. But what a name it was 😳

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[Writing reams of fanfiction while on Ritalin] those adhd meds, they destroy the imagination u_u

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Like is there any study on this? Magnetic fields making visual snow change?

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Probably the most interesting thing about my MRI was that my "visual snow" changed position depending on the status of the machine. I could actually SEE it when the machine finally finished. It was fascinating.

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*Me watching videos about developing a vibrato while singing, hearing about how it comes naturally* Okay but what if... it just doesn't ever come. What then

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Ye GODS that was tedious. I had no idea MRIs took that damn long

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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it

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"about" in the loosest sense. Still waiting 🥲

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Andy Fleming's avatar Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social
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'Tickets to Cucker Tarlson’s Australian speaking tour have been cut to less than a quarter of their original price, with hundreds of tickets still available for next week’s events.'

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For example, Tucker Carlson is an AJ stan and he's disgustingly rich.

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Of course, with the cashed up supporters he has, that doesn't seem likely to ever have been an option.

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If it were me, the only fair solution would be the show being shut down, and Alex on the fucking street using no more than a sandwich board to get his message out

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Now if only I can get my mother to remember to use this clean/dirty sign, we can both know when the stuff in the dishwasher is clean or not

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Literally all three things... Some mints, Fisherman's Friend, and a protein bar. Dammit

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*reading the back of the three things I brought to work to snack on* "overconsumption may induce laxative effect" Oh. Great.

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This comic is from 100 years ago in case you weren't entirely sure that history repeats itself.

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Great, cool. Expect a disruption of productivity to follow.

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I guess that was the defining moment that made my life as shitty as it is today.

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The tweets were basically me live-tweeting meltdowns I was having from being forced to stay back at work late for a week. I wasn't aware anybody from my workplace would find them. Back then very few people used twitter in Australia

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hmm, I wrote some tweets in 2011 that got me fired from my web design job at the time, I couldn't find another job so I went back into studies and ended up getting a master of animation degree. Unfortunately I still didn't get a job though. Now I deliver pizzas one day a week.

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they/them might be giants ☭'s avatar they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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They’re really trying to finish it. We need more than everyone’s eyes on this.

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Woop woop, now that I've passed assessments for my choral group songs, I am able to perform in the Wollongong Eisteddfod on the 25th of June.

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Kari Dru's avatar Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social
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Physical media should be available for everything and it should come with a free digital version.

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"If you cared, you wouldn't have forgotten." Fuck you. Our brains don't work like yours. There is a level of effort we have to put in above and beyond NT brains to manage time related requests. Caring does not relate to memory.

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in the spaced ship. straight up 'yeerking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my planets.

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Update: joined a brief conversation about cats. That was the highlight

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