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Ashton Pittman

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Dear God, this is a real tweet from a real congressman. I was making fun of RFK Jr.'s brain works too, but...

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Travels With Brindle, head bimbo at Danceteria's avatar Travels With Brindle, head bimbo at Danceteria @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social
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Wow.

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your buddy eric's avatar your buddy eric @ericplais.bsky.social
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it’s a good riff but it’s not appropriate for a congressman’s account

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WmRyland 's avatar WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social
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The second “hole” should be “worm” and it would be funny

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Zork Aficionado 's avatar Zork Aficionado @zorkaficionado.bsky.social
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I had to go look it up because I was convinced it was fake. I mean, fuck RFK Jr but good lord. LOL

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Erimari's avatar Erimari @0moments.bsky.social
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Is that how they're reping these days? Clever but not smart imo

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Tiah Marie Beautement's avatar Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social
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I’m not sure how to respond to this one. Processing.

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AMDO's avatar AMDO @amdo.bsky.social
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i would throw DOJ at him just for fun

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Emotional Support Locomotive's avatar Emotional Support Locomotive @trainboy.bsky.social
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This is objectively hilarious.

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Roger Grow's avatar Roger Grow @rogergrow.bsky.social
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Pretty much the level of GOP discourse these days, no?

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Baj Mihal's avatar Baj Mihal @bajmihal.bsky.social
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Didn’t even go for the obvious “wormhole in the brain” punchline. Beta!

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CopyDan's avatar CopyDan @copydan.bsky.social
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I mean, it's not NOT funny...but...

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Ryan Cavanaugh's avatar Ryan Cavanaugh @searyanc.dev
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Didn't think I'd be saying "Too soon" for something that happened in 1963

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Paula Shaw St. James 🟦's avatar Paula Shaw St. James 🟦 @paula72.bsky.social
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So despicable.

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CKJohnsonBK's avatar CKJohnsonBK @ckjohnsonbk.bsky.social
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Wow, sometimes I think I’m kinda mean, but then….

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Zirgar's avatar Zirgar @zirgar.bsky.social
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Someone’s jockeying for Trump’s VP spot!

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Ken Yee's avatar Ken Yee @yuweiquan.bsky.social
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I’m not a huge Kennedy fan, but: RUDE

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Don Drennon's avatar Don Drennon @dondrennon.bsky.social
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Good God. This is my congressman, by the way.

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SusanB's avatar SusanB @moondrift.bsky.social
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Horrific.

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Warpath's avatar Warpath @thinktank.bsky.social
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Warpath's avatar Warpath @thinktank.bsky.social
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That would have literally been the best joke at the Tom Brady Roast, but only if told by Gilbert Gottfried.

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Chet Faliszek 's avatar Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com
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He makes a compelling point but...

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Rob Pollard's avatar Rob Pollard @robpollard45.bsky.social
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Collins says alot of things only someone with a brain worm would say so....

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MGTOW4Me's avatar MGTOW4Me @lestersuggs.bsky.social
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Let me check... real quick... Hmmm. Mmmhmmm. Yup! Republican.

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In An Octopus’s Garden…'s avatar In An Octopus’s Garden… @cephaloctopi.bsky.social
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Wow. That took on a whole new shade of darkness.

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Stephen Nuñez's avatar Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social
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Does this guy support Trump? Because people who have holes in their brain should uh throw stones at people with holes in their brain or something.

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Oof, that quote was savage

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RobSample.bsky.social's avatar RobSample.bsky.social @robsample.bsky.social
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Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you like the parade? Too soon?

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Allen Marshall's avatar Allen Marshall @crataegus.bsky.social
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I’m appalled and impressed.

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Chris Morran's avatar Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social
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He definitely stole that from some 22 year old staffer in his office named Chet or Brandin

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX's avatar Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net
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broken clocks 😂🤷‍♂️

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚's avatar ❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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Is this the racist Congressman who shared that video of the frat boy being racist?

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sock filled with sand✡️'s avatar sock filled with sand✡️ @wrathhussy.bsky.social
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Esquvidu's avatar Esquvidu @danparadis.bsky.social
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Yeah that's not the offense half lol

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