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olivia@awliv.bsky.social |
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from Kentucky & it’s most of my personality she/her
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olivia
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at a bar Saturday: me: “in Italy —“ an English man (laughing): “where?!” me: “I—“ man: “IT-ahly” (I guess my Kentucky ass said it more like “Idtaly”) me: “oh, ok. IT-aly —” my Irish ancestors (internally): kill him my Welsh ancestors (internally): but not in front of all of these people
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olivia
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me & my friend on Saturday, except the guy talking to us was really young and I shouted at him “I WAS BORN IN THE NINETEEN HUNDREDS”
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olivia
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met some cute guys tonight but ended up back at my place with a real dog
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olivia
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at the point of the night where I’m texting my friends things “in case I go missing” 👍🏻
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olivia
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making plans for tonight
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olivia
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my family is still in Kentucky and I pick up some part time work up there so that’s my secret to successful escape!
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olivia
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imagining a Scooby-Doo-villain-esc voice saying “leave this place… leave this place!” but it’s just my internal monologue about leaving Alabama for Kentucky tomorrow
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olivia
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hell yeah
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Dan Cerinthedark
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oatmeal raisin sounds like you let a horse choose what cookies to make
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olivia
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miss you, Don. 🥲 either his leg is still bad months later or he’s been sold who knows (cause I don’t fw that guy anymore and I haven’t seen him ride Don since)
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olivia
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like that time I told someone to un-hobble his horse in the stall cause I’d seen it fall to its knees multiple times in just a couple mins, then DUH, the horse got hurt & he put an ointment on it that made the leg swell up cause he didn’t realize it had a cut & he said I “jinxed him” 🙃
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olivia
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tysm 🙏🏻 it took me half an hour
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olivia
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trying and failing to make a concise, funny skeet about sometimes forgetting to take my adhd meds, because I have adhd, and I forgot to take my meds
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olivia
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dude that’s sooooo good
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Warren Terra
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So, the counterpoint to the fuck-eulogy?
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olivia
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“tributary” shouldn’t be a word that has to do with rivers it should be the portmanteau for tribute + obituary
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olivia
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3rd time’s the charm? 😭
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olivia
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we all are, chief 🫡
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olivia
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idk idk I’m maintaining homeostasis at best 📉, while you’re trending upward 📈
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Jason, ex Inferis
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When the antidepressant hit
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Avery Edison
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the phrase “healthy as a horse” doesn’t work on me anymore, I’ve seen way too many hoof-cleaning TikToks
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Haus of Decline
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olivia
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honestly was starting to get worried that something bad happened to you (died) or that something bad happened to me (got ugly)
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olivia
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2nd time today she’s followed me & kept me company while using the bathroom… who needs a cat I guess
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olivia
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I think a new neighbor heard me saying “brother euwh” to myself while taking the dog out this morning. less than 12 hours here and they probably already think I’m weird 😭
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olivia
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“Canadian geese” feels like an oxymoron (like “jumbo shrimp”) cause they’re mean as hell
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olivia
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rtfotdt (race track fit of the day Thursday)
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Moby Dick
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
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olivia
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rtfoy (race track fit of yesterday)
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Tim Onion
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Blood-soaked horses!
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olivia
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rtfotd
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olivia
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rtfotdlw (race track fit of the day last week)
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olivia
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with her it’s mostly “mmmmm THORSTY” right before she laps up copious amounts of gutter water
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olivia
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rtfotd
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olivia
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made a full and speedy recovery 🙏🏻
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olivia
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having my dog watch the internal parasites episode of River Monsters with Jeremy Wade as a cautionary tale
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olivia
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it was, briefly, literal. and ouch was right
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olivia
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and as of tomorrow there’s only 5 more days of rtfotds 😪
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olivia
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new furniture just dropped
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olivia
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getting into some real uncanny valley stuff, since this was a pic I sent a friend yesterday ✌🏻👅
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olivia
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happy picrew Thursday
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olivia
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rtfotd
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olivia
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do you think the guy selling this white bronco had incredible luck in timing or has he been sitting on it and waiting?
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olivia
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white-girl-wasted memory from Thursday just returned to me and it was describing a restaurant’s caprese l sandwich as “lit”
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olivia
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rtfotd (race track fit of the day)
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olivia
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off to the races 🏇
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olivia
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inspired by those “doing whatever my pet does to show I care about their hobbies and interests” videos
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olivia
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“I’M GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM” to “I’m not mad at you 🥰” pipeline
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olivia
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solar eclipse yesterday + my willful dog who said NO 🙅🏼♀️ to eye protection
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