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Dan Cerinthedark

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oatmeal raisin sounds like you let a horse choose what cookies to make

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felix's avatar felix @kittykiss.bsky.social
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its true but theyre still the best cookies

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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this is extremely funny to me

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Deondre X. Branch's avatar Deondre X. Branch @dxb04.bsky.social
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At least the horse has good tastes.

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furioso's avatar furioso @papagarbage.bsky.social
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i live near a bakery that'll sell me 8 cranberry raisin oatmeal jumbo cookies for 6 bucks it's the best cookie i ever had and as far as i know there was no equine involvement 🤓

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Screenlight's avatar Screenlight @screenlight.bsky.social
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I laughed out loud even though when I was a kid, my mom made the most amazing lacy brown-sugar-vanilla oatmeal raisin cookies. Your joke trumped food nostalgia.

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Milo's avatar Milo @thoreauvian.bsky.social
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Neigh

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DodgerFanLA's avatar DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social
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Yeah and the horse was right

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Bridget (kiki = pspspspspsps) 🇵🇸's avatar Bridget (kiki = pspspspspsps) 🇵🇸 @thisnerd.bsky.social
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But it's the best kind 🥺

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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in oat-related matters i always let the horse decide

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Jawn Gyatti's avatar Jawn Gyatti @sloveniesta.bsky.social
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Rowena Reddragon's avatar Rowena Reddragon @rowenadances.bsky.social
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Rude

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Corey the Street's avatar Corey the Street @cstrable.bsky.social
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Horse has good taste

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Teddy Ray's avatar Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social
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Walmart has these cookies that come three in a bag over near the bakery and their oatmeal raisin cookies are really good. They're not my favorite, but I don't get mad if that's all they have because dadgum, they're tasty.

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Chad Sedore 's avatar Chad Sedore @thechadindm.bsky.social
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You have the most intelligent horse, maybe a unicorn? Hmmm?

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Charlie's avatar Charlie @cstcharlie.bsky.social
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I would eat any cookies a horse made. No hesitation.

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Matt Salomone's avatar Matt Salomone @matthematics.com
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Worthy of Hedberg

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GIGAHERTZ THE SPACE ROBOT's avatar GIGAHERTZ THE SPACE ROBOT @jhohos.bsky.social
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That's oat carrot or apple oat cookies

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Kevin Hamel's avatar Kevin Hamel @kevinhamel.bsky.social
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Put on yer Birkenstocks and some Dead. Spark a bowl and just let the horse take from there. 🎠

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Tortilla the Hun's avatar Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social
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If that horse can communicate their cookie preference, they've earned it.

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