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bea anne

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turns out im not crazy i just had bad taste she/her

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@bitesu.bsky.social should see this

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bringing this here because i've had it

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I think about this line a lot these days.

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july is always bad because 1) pride month is over 2) it's my birth month time to get OLDER

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ngl this is such a canon experience/trial/quest/etc. for boob havers everywhere - if you even got CLOSE on a first attempt then consider yourself a magician

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gonna cry it seems like they didn't clock me somehow??

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you know there is the one friend in the group who wanted to be nice though because he was "trying his best" lmao 👀

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not gonna lie this would be an EXCELLENT white elephant gift - gonna go get my cricut friends to make a dupe 🫡

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clock read 31:xx at the end of the 5k - here's to hoping 🍀🙏🤞

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The implication is that it's her fault is crazy too because we know enough about her past relationships to know that she absolutely would have married Joe if he'd asked??

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getting a hole drilled in my head to relieve the pressure but the driller goes too far so i become a comedian

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damn and now Billie Jean?? I might need to get dressed and go over there???

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like if you're ever scared your neighbors might call the cops just put on Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You and boom problem solved

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my neighbors are having an extremely loud party but it's okay because their playlist is incredible

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is the let me out gravestone referring to the closet?

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"hey babe would you still love me if I was a worm BUT I was the worm that ate RFKs brain?"

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act out a word problem in a middle school math textbook?

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I Can Hear the Bells is an incredible song but it is confronting for it to wind up on my daylist

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ego death? no, i meant Eggo death. i waffled too much.

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okay someone please show me the comment section for today's #wordle i need to know what the people think

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i cannot get another dog until I have the perfect name but the moment I think of the name it will become urgent for me to get the dog. i balance on the knife's edge of fate

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how much do you want to bet that the right will turn this coming out of the company Gilead into a reason The Handmaid's Tale is about the left taking over 🙄 that being said holy shit this is incredible omg omg omg

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committing violence by having my eyebrows look too good on a Zoom call

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look, I’m sorry,

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BTW. Al Leong has the all time best In Laws. Just hands down. Untouchable.

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back in my keyholder era - the most unstoppable kind of girlie

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no i will not “do my best” i’ll give you 30% tops and you’ll like it 😤

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the best part of a sport season ending is the sharp decrease in side eye i get for watching my lil videos at the bar alone with a beer. first come first serve unless a white man then it depends on his favorite sport lmao

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they tried to put her on the cover of vogue but her legs were ✨ toooo long ✨ 😔

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(Around campfire) My grandfather flew a review bomber in the Culture War.

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unfortunately im enough of a dumbass to dabble in things that make "how to unfuck my computer" my number 1 search on my phone

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i was born at exactly the right time to avoid the worst of that but also before the modern garbage 10/10 would recommend

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i planned to run 6-7 miles today. i only ran one and maybe I'll give up idk

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