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Jason, ex Inferis

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that the number of pulls on the chain to turn off a fan changes every time

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NoHomers Diary's avatar NoHomers Diary @nohomers.bsky.social
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The simulation sets it to random.

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Tim [redacted]'s avatar Tim [redacted] @timredacted.bsky.social
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And it forms a code.

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TMI dog's avatar TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
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Fact

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Dire Sloth 's avatar Dire Sloth @magneticsara.bsky.social
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Mandala effect every time you want to turn off the lights.

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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this is the situation inside the fan when the chain gets pulled

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Andy Basement's avatar Andy Basement @andybasement101.bsky.social
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That is sooooo true!

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Above Rebroach 's avatar Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social
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Who turns off fans!?!?

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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ's avatar ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social
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It’s always an odd number unless it’s an even number

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Lyse-Beast's avatar Lyse-Beast @lyse.bsky.social
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Can we add a collolary that the rockers on a multi switch panel will change randomly as well? Because if so I’m willing to subscribe to that newsletter.

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Beth's avatar Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social
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🤔🤔🤔

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The Other Lauren 's avatar The Other Lauren @laurenkrueger.bsky.social
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Also which pull is the light.

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Jymbo's avatar Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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That message musta been lost in the pond

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That's not a conspiracy. Could be one, could be three, could be six if you miss it the first time.

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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨's avatar your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk
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can confirm

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