TMI dog

@backwoodsmando.bsky.social

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I jumped in the lake a while back. I was told to. Milk bones taste like shit. I have other opinions for light reading.

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Car horns should sound like the theme from “Jaws”

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

I don’t make the rules I just read my notes.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I’m a pretty good cook (clothing optional)

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Like a bun

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

It’s not your fault

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Those people are kept awake by shame and guilt. You are a relaxed being. Be proud.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

guy who discovered fire: ow fuck ow

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Dis1 for sure.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Hope they’re the juicy kind.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Shit it had to happen eventually

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

Lionel is still that guy in the Commodores to me.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Ain’t holdin nothin back

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Hey Jesus I need to talk to a manager.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Hey Jesus tell your big papa to please respond

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

I have no idea what day it is. Alexa is a liar.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Beats me.

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

uh oh grandma fell asleep with a lit cigarette again

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Labradoodles mind their mom.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

I need to log off and start a family

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

Raccoon doxed. Damn.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Most of my teachers could have used fortune cookies for a syllabus.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Sometimes it’s a balancing act where everybody been drinking

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

This, children is best left to a professional. When I read Dis 1 posts I use the mind voice of JB Smoove.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Do I need an appointment

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

going to get an iced coffee and when i get back i'm gonna fuck your shit up

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cassie @its.cassie.baby
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

can u plz let me know if there are snowballs in hell u wrinkly old bitch

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cassie @its.cassie.baby
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

just like ftr you can absolutely @ me anytime someone shitty from oklahoma dies

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

The A-10s practice flying along the Lake Huron shore barely 200 yards in the air and you can’t really hear them. Also they could take out a Jan 6 type deal in about 6.7 seconds. Think about that, flag stabbers.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

The outside ones smell like dog piss. Specially the corner ones.

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👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻 @talulapi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

This song is so beautiful.
I’m bewitched.

youtu.be/rBm8FWG3zI4

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

I don’t wish bad luck on someone just because they shut themselves off from any factual account of the current events. Bad karma maybe in the next life, sure.

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BippityBoppityBong @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

Find a job doing something you love so your passion can be fully drained from said activity.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

I don’t have a workplace so my time here being a smartass is limited.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Violence can be heart warming it seems. Hmm

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

Sometimes the greater good is a hard pill to swallow.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

My daughter won a huge national award with a poem about bad fathers and I am so freaking proud of her, but I’m also like, “Um …” and she goes, “Creative license,” and I say, “You sure?” And she shrugs. “Not everything is autobiographical.” So her not being abused is now our weird family secret.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

If I can’t inspire you I’ll terrorize you. Send me some money to facilitate this dark plan.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

Don’t tell anyone

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

I love the self checkout lane. One less interaction.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

that lizard freak had a gecko from the get go

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

What’s important is not who destabilizes civilization but rather who builds a fucking road or a bridge.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

My work here is done (to be continued)

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

There is no simple way to promote honesty and integrity on the back window of a jacked up pickup. That must be it.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

Most people are good but it’s hard to use good. It’s a lot easier to steer folks with fear. THE REPUBLICANS ARE AN ASTEROID HEADED FOR EARTH

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

My fellow Americans, we have got to come together to scare these hos

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

It’s so gross outside. Not the weather, the people.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

I pour creamer into my coffee like a parent and say you two get along that’s my parenting for today.

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

I’ll use a screwdriver if it’s the closest thing. A pencil or pen IDGAF

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TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:36 UTC

BBQ seems to be ass centric.

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