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Benjamin Ahr Harrison

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Star Trek podcast host @GreatestTrek, fart joke enjoyer, newly minted embarrassing dad. Benjaminahr.mobi


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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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bluesky mods lost power, they can't stop us from posting rare worfs right now

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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I heard when James Cameron pitched it he wrote the name out as 5hrek$.

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I’m hoping they will ripen on the counter. I was taking whole clusters off with the idea that the plant could focus those resources on other fruit.

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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I hope he pulls his little snowball stunt in hell.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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I guess technically everything in my head is in there rent-free, and now I feel like a total sucker.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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My thoughts have bad credit. I bet they couldn’t even get a lease!

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I guess technically everything in my head is in there rent-free, and now I feel like a total sucker.

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Patrick Nielsen Hayden's avatar Patrick Nielsen Hayden @pnh.bsky.social
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“Fascism sucks up power left unattended” deserves to be carved over the entrances to grand public buildings

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Thousands in the streets of Paris celebrating and cheering “no pasaran” or "They will not pass” as the far right falls out n France’s election. Just absolutely amazing scenes tonight across France as they fight the fascists back. Now it’s our time to be brave and come together to for a united front.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Southern California is a performance enhancing drug for tomatoes.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Some fresh ones from the garden.

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Kim Shumway's avatar Kim Shumway @kimshum.bsky.social
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Organizers got enough signatures to put a measure protecting abortion on the ballot in Arkansas. In *Arkansas*. They had *no national support*. Ignore the pundits melting down over not being treated as Very Special Boys. Dobbs has fundamentally changed elections. Everything they know is wrong.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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We’d love to have them on!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Same illustrator! Makes no sense!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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All Star Trek series, be they television or children’s books, contend with costume continuity problems. It’s one of the signatures of the franchise!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Too late they are already changing it to The Antecedent to the Squeakquel for some reason.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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One of my friends laughed at Stephen Miller for being a conservative douche in high school when she was a grade younger than him, and I respect her so much for it.

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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The lye on the hand scene in Fight Club is just the Gom Jabbar scene in Dune, but for guys with chinstrap beards, jean shorts and backwards baseball caps.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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If I wasn’t consumed by irrational fear last night I would have gone 187 myself…

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Thank you idiot asshole neighbors. You terrified my dog, triggered my PTSD, and left ashes and small fires all over the neighborhood, but at least you had a net positive result on air quality.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Just hit my ankles with some of this “bug spray.” 😑

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Thinking about making a Nextdoor account to cuss out my fireworks enthusiast neighbors.

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Internet Archive's avatar Internet Archive @archive.org
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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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Danny Baruela's avatar Danny Baruela @dannybaruela.bsky.social
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Star Trek: Prodigy: Yeah so here's the episodes and their episode names in a text file. We also put the title card right after the opening credits so you can't miss them. Netflix: Cool, we'll call them "Episode 5: Ep. 5"

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Dr. Holly Walters's avatar Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social
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Don't forget the Sharpie.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Urban Heat Island Effect? More like Urbane Skeet Stylin' Affect! high five

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Brock Wilbur's avatar Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social
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hands down my fav scene from Neuromancer

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Can’t wait for a tongue in cheek celebration of our nation’s independence from monarchy.

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Mike McMahan's avatar Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social
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All of Lower Decks season one is up for free on the P+ YouTube for a limited time (USA).

A great way to intro a friend to the Cerritos!

youtu.be/jTQnkijDtRQ?...

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Zillow Gone Wild? Finally they’re getting impressionable drunk houses to show us their tits!

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Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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For the good of the country, Donald Trump should drop out the 2024 presidential race.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Overheard at Target: “My diet consists exclusively of boba and yet I’m gaining weight exponentially.”

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Ugh just let him rest what’s the harm. Submariners hot-bunk all the time!

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Last night I dreamt I had a relationship-ending argument with my father about which of us owned a particular USB-A to USB Micro cable.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Always nice to stick the landing!

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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"The moderator had just asked Trump and Biden a question about Ukraine when suddenly the camera started shaking, and there she was."

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison's avatar Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.bsky.social
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Just ordered another above ground pool kit for my back yard. I make this mistake every summer!

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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Today I learned Dan Hedaya is on Instagram quietly painting his ass off

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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