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Dong Juan

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Dong Juan's avatar Dong Juan @bigbongtheory.bsky.social
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He gives me strong Desantis vibes

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Her and Biden are literally the 2 worst options. Very unpopular.

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Reminds me of Ron Desantis sitting, frozen looking forwards at the chair, for the whole flight to Israel.

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Technology Connections's avatar Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social
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Every person who says "oh air conditioning can only achieve X temperature drop" or "it's not going to be viable in a hotter climate" probably means well, but that's not really grounded in reality. Especially since as we move to solar power, production quite fortuitously matches A/C demand! Wow!

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the feminine urge to πŸ”ͺ when wrath arrives's avatar the feminine urge to πŸ”ͺ when wrath arrives @anem0ne.net
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tired: "japanese people are effectively white" wired: "white people are ineffectively japanese"

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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manufacturing lament

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a friend of mine just lost her pup to an unleashed dog that attacked it, so this my reminder to you to leash your fucking dog when you’re in public

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There is no justifying felons being disenfranchised if it’s also okay for felons to run for president.

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Reminds me how 95% of potty training a dog is about learning how to read each other.

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sometimes dog groomers require proof of rabies vaccination and sometimes the owner doesnt have it. so we call to the vet to verify. and sometimes the vet says that information is protected by hipaa

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The bicycle is the greatest invention ever. Transforms any averagely fit human into the equivalent of an elite marathon runner. And uses no additional resources to do it. What else can compete with that? And yes I HAVE been for a bike ride.

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The growing white underclass made up entirely of people who own successful car and boat dealerships for some reason.

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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β€œTwo thumbs up!” - octopus film critic recommending you don’t see a movie

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who up self sabotaging their sleep schedule πŸ₯΄

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Jeremy Parish (720p upscaled version)'s avatar Jeremy Parish (720p upscaled version) @jparish.bsky.social
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If Scarlett Johansson ends up turning public sentiment against predatory A.I. and causes it to go the way of NFTs, it might just be the most surprising redemption arc so far this century

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sage wisdom knower's avatar sage wisdom knower @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru
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β€œjeffrey, you get no bitches”, β€œjeffrey, you stack no paper” i’ve got ur grandma on the line ready to give me $5,000 in iTunes gift cards to settle her β€œtax debt”, keep talkin’

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Dong Juan's avatar Dong Juan @bigbongtheory.bsky.social
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I strongly believe, and I'm not even joking a little, you should not be jailed.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Tech companies scraping the web for content and using their generative bullshit to kill off the sites they stole from until there's nothing left to scrape and it all starts to consume itself in an ouroboros of putrid, decaying pixels and code is the internet's "not with a bang but with a whimper"

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It's not every day you get offered an adorable, well-behaved and housebroken puppy for free. Meet Bernice!

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Lost my Georgie dog last month. Wasn't sure when I'd be ready for another dog but the other day my neighbor got a hold of me because her mom was looking to give away a dog she'd rescued from it's original owners.

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How is a cartel beheading video not a snuff film? That's the most snuff film thing.

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Perfect Orb πŸ„'s avatar Perfect Orb πŸ„ @perfectorb.bsky.social
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Cops are like a box of chocolate, they’ll kill your dog

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We have to stop global warming because it's making the south dumber.

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I've seen things that suggest they're often pulling info from Onion articles. Literally just a pair of quotation marks would solve this.

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It's like how people will do everything they normally hate in order to put off an uncomfortable task. This is a way to put that to use.

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It's a shame that generative AI is ruining AI in general in the minds of a lot of people. The stuff they've been using it for for years is very often legitimately amazing. They just shouldn't let cops get ahold of it.

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Morgan Spurlock ate McDonalds every day and died. I, on the other hand, am alternating meals between McDs and Taco Bell and am functionally immortal

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