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Carnage Asada

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Reader, writer, watcher, stresser. Lib AF.


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“You get a couch, I get the other chairs.” This is the social contract in my home as written by my cat.

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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I was sent this meme this morning with zero attribution but I can’t stop saying the punchline to myself over and over. #July4

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This is how you dating profile.

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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If you have recurring monthly donations to, say, Planned Parenthood or the ACLU, please consider shifting that money to abortion funds where it can do the most immediate good

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you. Me: Ok! People: hi. Me: Most people dismiss Oscar because it’s a comedy starring Sylvester Stallone, but actually it’s Marisa Tomei’s screen debut and look at this stacked cast and also it’s hilarious—I’ll just show you. (Plays BluRay)

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Scott Dworkin's avatar Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social
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Need a pep talk? Here’s one

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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Jesus Voldemort Vaginagram what is she on about?

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Just walked by a school and they are blasting “baby shark” super loud. You can hear it all the way down the street.

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You know what’s a great 📺show that nobody saw? Kevin Can Fuck Himself. Incredible premise, execution, performances, audacious!!!!!

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

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They’re making us 🤯 every news cycle, it’s only fair

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Revan's avatar Revan @docrevan.xyz
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I’m sorry, New York. Philadelphia is now America’s number one city and the Inquirer the paper of record.

t.co/Tsf7ZECwDH

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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Me: This is like the collapse of Rome Them: You know the full collapse of Rome took like 250 years Me: The US is 247 yrs old.

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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If you see this, post a picture from your 'phone or tablet, but don't explain it.

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It is both the best and the most infuriating, like how dare you know me better than I know myself?

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Top notch alt text with this caption

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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Biden is too old. But he has surrounded himself with competent people and has had a conventional first term. Trump is authoritarian but inept. He has surrounded himself with people he hopes will make him more effective at authoritarianism. Neither is ideal. But these are not similar problems.

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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Well I have to say I really enjoyed A Quiet Place Day One: Lupita N’yongo acts the bejeezus out of her role, Joseph Quinn’s arc is a little muddy but he’s charming, and the light and sound and dust and atmosphere was beautiful. I held my breath a LOT and silence more. I even cried a little. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Dr. SkySkull's avatar Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social
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One structural disadvantage that Dems have is that we actually care about having a candidate that we are sure can do the job and Republicans simply do not give a shit

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Jason Bailey's avatar Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.bsky.social
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Now, ALL OF THAT SAID, let's not pretend like it's even a question when the choice is "Elderly feeb surrounded by semi-competent people" vs "Evil fuck surrounded by evils fucks"

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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I know I’m directing back to the cesspit but that’s the link I found—I will delete and replace if someone finds me another one.

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Hot take: please please please vote even if your state is a lock, it’s not, they cheat!

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie's avatar Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
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Heard that Sotomayor read her dissent from the bench today, which means she was mad mad, and lowkey I've been thinking that if you're going to do that you should also straight up hold a press conference so more people can see & hear it + it gets more coverage like if it's that bad let's act like it

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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Check your region, wear a mask, use common sense. Stay healthy for yourself and others.

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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every time you see a publication amplifying republican claims that biden is taking pre-debate drugs without mentioning that the trump administration went through enough speed to make secretariat run through 5,000 feet of solid granite, they are making a choice

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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So delicious, I was dubious and then I was there. Still thinking about it almost 5 months later. I don’t even like beer!

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Mike Dawson's avatar Mike Dawson @mikedawson.bsky.social
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The galaxy falling back under the thrall of the Empire used to feel like the weakest aspect of the Disney sequels but now they feel like the most realistic. It wouldn’t even have taken 30 years, give it just 4 and the Star Wars news-anchors would be asking, how can Palpatine win the debate this week

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We’re cooked when we get an unhinged debate and the people still go “HoW dO i ChOoSe?” after

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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I get a visceral OH MY GODDD when I read shit like this! The whole watching your follows and who they like insanity is in-fucking-sane. Interact with humans! Get a hobby! TV is really good right now, watch some!

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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I’ve decided we’re NOT sliding into an autocratic abyss of misery! Did it work?

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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And yes, that is the late Philip Seymour Hoffman on book mic

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Carnage Asada's avatar Carnage Asada @cinerina.bsky.social
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And go down the Michel Gondry hole!

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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“We must have more babies”=> “Women shouldn’t have sex if they don’t want to get pregnant”=> “Men have a right to sex”=> … but don’t have gay sex!!! They only want control. They don’t even want what’s good for them or society.

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