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Brad Congdon

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Wrote a book about American literature, masculinity, and magazines
utorontopress.com/9781487522162/leading-with-the-chin/


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That Joe Biden sure has got himself in a dilly of a pickle.

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I was going to say: if you’re interested in becoming a Chris Benoit fan, now’s the time. Dude can’t gut you now.

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The secret is to already know that your favourite artist is a terrible person: that way, they can never disappoint.

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Biden ain’t gonna withdraw. Be serious.

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The BIOLLANTE suit is, uh, impressive.

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There are several English-speaking characters played by actors who clearly do not speak English.

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At the start, Dr Shiragami explains his plan to merge Godzilla cells with wheat and cactus to make a wheat that can flourish in the desert, thus challenging America’s dominance in cereal production. Later, the same scientist casually mentions collecting Nobel-prize winner’s semen.

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Watching GODZILLA VS BIOLLANTE and this shit is *wild*

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Time Travellers almost made my list. I love that era of SF films as grist for the MST3K mill. Plus, it has an Elliott Kalan cameo.

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Fittingly, I burnt through “The Gauntlet” too quickly, and didn’t fully appreciate Killer Fish the first time. Jonah mentioned it being one of his favourites, and we rewatched and I realized how funny it was. The Day Time Ended obviously has the “Concepts” song, but the whole thing is a blast.

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I think nu-MST3K is Good, Actually, and would recommend these: 1. Cry Wilderness 2. Avalanche 3. Star Crash 4. Mac and Me 5. The Day Time Ended 6. Killer Fish 7. Beyond Atlantis 8. Munchie 9. The Batwoman 10. The Million Eyes of Sumaru

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Brad Congdon's avatar Brad Congdon @brcongdon.bsky.social
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Kind of amazing how Bob Dylan’s “Hurricane” is like a true crime podcast in verse and set to music.

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1. Get a pardon from Trump 2. Do right wing comedy circuit 3. Join Antonio Sabato Jr’s film company

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Because they’re stuck in their zone?

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What fitness influencer is going to advertised controlled cardiac events as the next fitness hack?

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So if your calorie burn is based on your heart rate, then a heart attack must be a hell of a workout.

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Still think this is essentially the correct take.

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I only heard disparaging things about THE ACOLYTE. I’m four episodes in, and the acting is janky and the dialogue is bad, but so far the story is more interesting than most SW.

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What I love about the invented male hierarchy is that every dude who wants to believe this stuff thinks they’re an alpha, but realizes that they have no friends or inferiors, so they had to invent the sigma male to feel good about themselves.

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Oh interesting. I am *pretty sure* the type of audio described exists, and I just assumed it was the official audiobook. I’ll try to dig some more.

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Lots of options, but these two come to mind.

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good

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What I love about the invented male hierarchy is that every dude who wants to believe this stuff thinks they’re an alpha, but realizes that they have no friends or inferiors, so they had to invent the sigma male to feel good about themselves.

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It drives me nuts when people say we need to make sure poor people have access to AI. The entire schtick is focused on providing AI slop to the masses while ensuring the elites get real human professionals. Having a human teacher or doctor or lawyer cannot become a bespoke luxury for the wealthy.

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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)

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This movie rips. I stole it off the internet aeons ago but haven’t seen it since. It’s like if David Lynch directed a chamber play about a samurai. Hoping it gets a home video release someday soon.

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Health care professionals included, right? I had the misfortune of being in an ER recently, and there were patients masked, but none of the workers.

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Like I get that the situation is bad, but it’s wild that no one would expect this sort of thing from the Rs, even if their guy can’t form a coherent sentence and seems intent on full-on tyranny.

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I’ve seen people say that they hate The Acolyte because of the terrible dialogue and the wooden acting. But are you a real SW fan if you can’t forgive terrible dialogue and wooden acting?

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.

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Honestly, it’d be terrifying right now to be any lawyer or judge involved in a Trump case. I’m sure it already was, but the SC basically giving carte blanche to the next pres has to be weighing heavily on their minds.

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#Letterboxd last four Friday. #Filmsky

I may have put The New York Ripper only .5 stars ahead of the other films I watched this week, but it’s easily twice as entertaining as the rest of them.

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I think it’s weird to be super fitness conscious right now. Like in the near future you’re going to be living under fascism, surrounded by droughts and firestorms, and filled to bursting with microplastics, but at least you’ll have abs.

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I’m old enough to remember when we weren’t voting for Biden because of the genocide stuff.

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These sprung up in the backyard. A nice surprise, planted by the previous owners.

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I refrigerated yesterday’s leftover coffee, which I’m now trying to gently reheat on the stove. Wish me luck.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Team Trump admitting the immunity bullshit was just to slow walk the case and didn't in a million years expect to win it tells you just how fucked we are

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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I actually have nothing against Canada except jealousy of their healthcare. But I’m proud to have written this sketch and song. Eh.

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Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Mr. Klein O: Once Upon a Time in China II V: Videodrome I: Inside Man E: Excalibur

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When I was a young man I frequented wrestling message boards. Fantasy booking—explaining which wrestler you’d push, what stories you’d run, etc.—was typically frowned upon. Stick to what’s happening instead. Fantasy booking is the typical mode of American political commentary.

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Are expired COVID tests *really* expired?

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Watching zombie movies through the years As a kid: These zombies are scary! In my 20s: These zombies are corny. Now: These zombies are in better shape than me.

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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein's avatar Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.bsky.social
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Head's in a negative space today, so let's switch it up and go positive. Top ten cosmic horror/Lovecraftian stories since 2020 you should read, a thread. I'll give mine, chime in with yours.

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Watching zombie movies through the years As a kid: These zombies are scary! In my 20s: These zombies are corny. Now: These zombies are in better shape than me.

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Are expired COVID tests *really* expired?

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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“Restore Roe” is a bad slogan because: 1) doesn’t mention abortion (cowardly) 2) sounds like Scooby Doo trying to say something else (confusing)

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